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1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:
21:17, Sun 4 Oct
We're bigger than them, with their condescending, patronising high pitched seal squeals, we can admit that their result tonight is one of the most remarkable in recent seasons. We still hate the scummers with a proper Blues passion and i'd never swap their feelings for my feelings of pride in my club, there'll never be a club like Blues, we're an enigma. And to be honest, we give the scum far too much attention.

They certainly are an enigma when it comes to attending home matches.   I wonder what qualifies as a "blues passion"?  The gold medallion they sport round their necks, the badge on the leg? Keeping right on til the end of the road wherever that maybe?  Using the arrests table at football matches as a badge of honor?

I mean even their owners were having to put out messages asking fans not to share streams via IPTV only the other week!!!

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17 minutes ago, avfc456 said:

They certainly are an enigma when it comes to attending home matches.   I wonder what qualifies as a "blues passion"?  The gold medallion they sport round their necks, the badge on the leg? Keeping right on til the end of the road wherever that maybe?  Using the arrests table at football matches as a badge of honor?

I mean even their owners were having to put out messages asking fans not to share streams via IPTV only the other week!!!

Don't forget they drink in town as only proppa brummies can🙄

I dunno, it's like a perverse pride they have. No one gets their 'earts broken like them, no one has suffered like them, no one likes em and they don't care - they are the millwall of the north. Their list of embarrassing and cringeworthy moments are almost too long to list here.

They would never EVER admit it but they'd love owners like ours.....they cover up their all consuming bitterness by proudly claiming that they'll keep right on. Oh okay then, that explains everything !

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18 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

Don't forget they drink in town as only proppa brummies can🙄

I dunno, it's like a perverse pride they have. No one gets their 'earts broken like them, no one has suffered like them, no one likes em and they don't care - they are the millwall of the north. Their list of embarrassing and cringeworthy moments are almost too long to list here.

They would never EVER admit it but they'd love owners like ours.....they cover up their all consuming bitterness by proudly claiming that they'll keep right on. Oh okay then, that explains everything !

That fella who had a coat made out of dead cats and was a hairdresser was okay for them was he not?

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48 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

That fella who had a coat made out of dead cats and was a hairdresser was okay for them was he not?

I don't recall him. The only fur apparel wearing idiot that comes to mind is the porno dwarf Sullivan and his penchant for a russian type furry hat with a military style overcoat 

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1 minute ago, mottaloo said:

I don't recall him. The only fur apparel wearing idiot that comes to mind is the porno dwarf Sullivan and his penchant for a russian type furry hat with a military style overcoat 

The Chinese fella who ended up doing bird 

 

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1 minute ago, Follyfoot said:

The Chinese fella who ended up doing bird 

 

 

Aaaah yeah !!! Carson Yeung !!! How could I forget that clown !?

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15 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

Aaaah yeah !!! Carson Yeung !!! How could I forget that clown !?

And his gang

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5 hours ago, Follyfoot said:
19:54, Sun 4 Oct
Last year was our only hope.

They should be in the championship this year. That Hawkeye moment will be seriously sliding doors for years now.

Sickens me.

And shit, I've broken my run of not talking about them. Time to start again.

Bromsgrove Blue?

I thought all blooz fans were 'propa brummies' who lived within the city limits?!

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Bigger club! Honestly, it'd be like me saying we're bigger than Barcelona. Its not even an argument with any merit.

 

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1 hour ago, Xela said:

Bigger club! Honestly, it'd be like me saying we're bigger than Barcelona. Its not even an argument with any merit.

 

At least you could argue at one point in our history we were and also argue we were the biggest in the world, accepted this was a very long time ago but that's what a rich history is all about and adds to the unique club we are 

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19 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

At least you could argue at one point in our history we were and also argue we were the biggest in the world, accepted this was a very long time ago but that's what a rich history is all about and adds to the unique club we are 

But the question is: are we an enigma?

Looked up the official definition 

"a person or thing that is mysterious or difficult to understand"

The only mysterious thing about them is that they've managed not to go bust in the last 25 years. 

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A **** enigma! :crylaugh:

The only way that they’re an enigma, is how they inexplicably manage to constantly go round in a constant cycle of 1) being shit. 2) doing something embarrassing and then 3) becoming a laughing stock.

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7 hours ago, TrentVilla said:

Difference is all Villa fans are condemning him rather than celebrating him

Wow, I didn’t even know of this. So embarrassed. What a complete word removed. 

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