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Please tell me when to stop laughing at SHA

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29 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

See that bloonose acquaintance?

That's your best mate that is. That's your special friend.

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I'm actually godfather to his two daughters! He get them to tell me they hate Villa, so I tell them I'm not getting them any Christmas or Birthday presents.

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Certainly sounds like a "special friend"...

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1 minute ago, rjw63 said:

Certainly sounds like a "special friend"...

I'm just a popular guy. Even the dregs of society want to be my friend.

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13 minutes ago, dAVe80 said:

I'm actually godfather to his two daughters! He get them to tell me they hate Villa, so I tell them I'm not getting them any Christmas or Birthday presents.

Preaching hate to his young.

Sounds like a typical Bluenose.

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27 minutes ago, dAVe80 said:

I'm actually godfather to his two daughters! He get them to tell me they hate Villa, so I tell them I'm not getting them any Christmas or Birthday presents.

Just tell them their entire existence will be spent supporting failure.  Y'know, some light and cheery top bantz like that.

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I can honestly say that I've never had a Scum-nose-unwashed-knuckledragger-inbred-illiterate as a friend.

All through school "Great Barr Comp" and all my social escapades during Teenhood and beyond.

I had ONE Tesco bag friend I worked with but he converted to religion and has been praying for forgiveness ever since.

Edited by Grasshopper
praying

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10 minutes ago, BOF said:

Just tell them their entire existence will be spent supporting failure.  Y'know, some light and cheery top bantz like that.

They don't know any better yet, but once they're old enough, I'll be teaching them the words to My Old Man, and getting them to sing it at family parties.

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Robinson has been given a 3 match ban

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I know it's sad, but I love having a read through their forums, always gives me a chuckle.

I like this line..

"How does Robinson get a 3 game ban for tomfoolery and Taylor a 2 game ban for killing Seamus?"

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2 hours ago, Grasshopper said:

he converted to religion and has been playing for forgiveness ever since.

In the South African Second division? Nice.

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1 hour ago, Paddywhack said:

I know it's sad, but I love having a read through their forums, always gives me a chuckle.

I like this line..

"How does Robinson get a 3 game ban for tomfoolery and Taylor a 2 game ban for killing Seamus?"

tomfoolery :crylaugh:

I don't give a **** about any of it.

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