Jimzk5 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Oh dear. How are they going to get a sodding buyer in if the potential new owner can't even see the uncooked books?! prospective buyers have to pay £60k to scrutinize the books. there going to make for very intresting reading, i can hardly wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2012 I managed to find it but thank you for your reply. I'd love to read it again and that link didn't work. Can you post it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Their accounts must be ****. Surely the league must take action against them? For all anyone knows, they could be in a mess that would render them in administration, which would seriously affect the value of the club. I'm not sure why HMRC are not lubing up for this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolteEndRob Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 A few reporters are saying that Paladini has gone back in with an improved offer of 30 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Awful result for them yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 To quote some mug on sha "if we asked palace about holloway he would walk out on them for us". It seems the lee clark appointment isn't going to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 I always liked that Mick McCarthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted November 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 24, 2012 Another defeat today and what a sweet late kick in the spuds it was too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 League 1 awaits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'd love to read it again and that link didn't work. Can you post it? No idea how I did it but after a Google search I found it on the old site which now I can't find. I have it on my s3 as a 'saved page' but it's not letting me copy and paste, copy url or pretty much anything. I'll have to type it out myself which I will do tomorrow. Still makes me laugh every time I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingsombrero Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I really hope Paladini gets it, the blokes a joke so it would be a good fit. Plus I'm assuming a takeover can't take place without the books finally being available, so surely the closer they come to a take over deal the closer the potential of a nice hefty points deduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I'd love to read it again and that link didn't work. Can you post it? Nuremberg Villian has written in. He doesn’t like Birmingham City, oh no he most certainly doesn’t. ‘In his most eloquent’ to date, the VillaTalk J R Hartley gets ready for a shower. Don your protective clothing, and have a bath as soon as you get home folks, because this week we’re visiting the hovel on the hill. That’s right, it’s time again for us to say a friendly hello to those wretched, gypsy-fearing scumbags across the A38-Small Heath Alliance. Its 16 years since we beat these street bin bothering monsters, applying the same thinking its 42 years since they beat us in any of the cups. Yes, we haven’t played them in the cup every year since then, but like I said, it’s the same sense of logic. “5-0” they cry in their honour of their seemingly two-legged victory over us in their first season EVER in the premiership. Again, same logic applied, we beat them 13-0 in the 88/9 season over 3 cup matches (for our younger readers, these stinking porn peddlers haven’t been in the top flight very long and we only used to play them in the cups). Speaking of cups, a quick glance to the trophy cabinet at Sty Andrews shows that…wait …call the police-they’ve all been nicked! No need to send for forensics though. These deluded, inbred peasants haven’t had any reason to fit an alarm on this particular room (that honour is reserved for the volts full of rhythm mags they keep under the shambles they call a stadium), let alone check it for fingerprints. Unfortunately they’ve never won anything. They beat us every now and then though, so that keeps them happy and keeps them from roaming the streets battering pensioners. So, how will you recognise the noses on match day. Well, they’ll be wearing those horrible blue rags for a start, and they’ll have hunched shoulders, elongated foreheads and they’ll be dripping in Elizabeth Duke “gold”. They’ll probably be clutching pay as you go mobile phones and quite possibly a cudgel of some sort, which they will attempt to hit you with if you get too near. Overall they look like those fat things that used to live in the garden of fragglerock. Only uglier, and with the accent and intellect that gives Birmingham a bad name. No doubt they’ll turn us over again on Sunday, but don’t go thinking it’s because they are better than us. The truth is that we have a long standing agreement with Birmingham City Council that if we give the scum 6 points a season, they’ll give us planning permission when we need to build a new stand at Villa Park (which is regular host to over30,000 people and has recently been the scene of countless semi cup finals, England matches and even a European final). Small Heath, to, have been seeking planning permission, but they wouldn’t only be content with an enormous, quarter full identikit stadium. No, they want to add a casino, and most probably a pole dancing club too. Speaking of identikits, it can’t be long before their annoying Geordie gaffer leaves for pastures new. It’s the longest he’s been at a club as a manager, so if he doesn’t jump ship soon, its only a matter of time before he gets sent packing for spending all of porno dwarfs hard earned mucky money on rubbish players. The only hero they have had since the cloven hoofed Trevor Francis left to join Nottingham Forest, stated family reasons were behind the decision to move further away from his family and join Blackburn. Sad, really. But I think they’ll miss him more than we will. There are countless other reasons why our neighbours should be held with contempt. Barry Fry, Steve Claridge, Noel Blake, Karren Brady, Paul tit (sp?) and several other Blose legends form part of the good reason there are a National joke. The laughably unemployable, illiterate scroungers who make up their support are misguided enough to think that we are jealous because they’ve got the name of the City. Well, I’m certainly not jealous. The name of Aston Villa is revered throughout Europe. I’m more upset than jealous. I don’t covert the name, I just wish, as a fiercely proud Brummie, that someone more deserving of the name had taken it. Since the dawn of time these knuckle draggers had sullied the name of my glorious city by rampaging through places like Blackpool battering civilians and smashing up shops. They call themselves Zulus, but there is no sign of Michael Caine. Just gurning thugs with one thing in common-they’ve all got a pair of testicles wrapped in Andrex hanging around their neck. The team being rubbish is unavoidable, and doesn’t really matter, but the Neanderthals who follow them are more suited to carrying a dead animal that the name of the City. I don’t want this thing they stole, I just wish they had given it to Paget Rangers or someone who would at least do it justice. So, in conclusion, why must we beat small heath alliance? Well, quite simply, because its about time we did. These cretins have been attempting to lord it up over us ever since they just about scrapped promotion. Well they have had their fun, and it’s time for the monarchy to reclaim the throne. Step aside you detestable unwashed rabble. Crawl back into your rented caves and get back to sniffing glue and ordering expensive trainers out of the Grattan catalogue. The real pride of the City, the team who everyone associates with Birmingham-despite your laughable efforts-is about to squash you like the insects you are. The council can keep their planning permission NV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Classic Another defeat Clarke is doing magnificent job destroying them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_shere Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 @BCFANSFORUM wrote "hoping for a Reading and Sunderland win tonight.. #BCFC #KRO #AVFC #vile" which irked me a bit before KO yesterday, but made me smile after the game as the results went our way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 The whole Paldiani and Pannu argument is hilarous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 KRO Keep right on being inbred jealous knuckledragging pricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingsombrero Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 @BCFANSFORUM wrote "hoping for a Reading and Sunderland win tonight.. #BCFC #KRO #AVFC #vile" which irked me a bit before KO yesterday, but made me smile after the game as the results went our way. Foiled again in their attempt for one last thrill on the way to a winding up order. Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Apparantly they took a "business decision" to move fans closer together and not open up large parts of the ground yesterday to save money. Just 15k there yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Unintentional hilarity is always best and so it goes with the offer on todays Groupon: small heath Football Club: Hospitality Package including Directors' Box Ticket, Meal and Programme Plying their trade at the famous St Andrew's stadium, small heath alliance are currently making steady progress in the Championship, sitting in 19th place but looking upwards rather than over their shoulders. With striker Marlon King starting to find his rhythm in front of goal, the Blues fans will be making a racket regardless of the score, making sure the noise rings out around the stadium. £69? What a rip off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2012 Plying their filth at the infamous Sty Andrew's stadium, small heath alliance are currently making no progress in the Championship, sitting in 19th place and looking over their shoulders and shitting themselves. With rapist Marlon King falling over his arse in front of goal, both Blues fans will be dribbling incoherently regardless of the score, making sure the embarrassing noise leaks out around the stadium. Fixed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts