Demitri_C Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, bickster said: Can you drink 15 pints, eat three pickled eggs followed by a curry of no less than madras heat on a night out and then walk home topless in the middle of winter? I dont drink beer, I dont like eggs I dont eat curry Im rarely topless these days God id be a shit northerner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Demitri_C said: I dont drink beer, I dont like eggs I dont eat curry Im rarely topless these days God id be a shit northerner Can you put a ferret down your trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 8 hours ago, sidcow said: Can you put a ferret down your trousers? I can do one better i can fit two in? Can i now be a honorary northerner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I can do one better i can fit two in? Can i now be a honorary northerner? I think that officially qualifies you as Mayor of Skipton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 46 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I can do one better i can fit two in? Can i now be a honorary northerner? Only if you put gravy on fish, then act all proud about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 27, 2020 Moderator Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Xela said: Only if you put gravy on fish, then act all proud about it. This is deviant behaviour regardless of location 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 3 hours ago, sidcow said: I think that officially qualifies you as Mayor of Skipton. I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Demitri_C said: I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners Oi! I am a Brummie. Nothing northern about me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, sidcow said: Oi! I am a Brummie. Nothing northern about me. I am Shropshire/Staffordshire but feel closer to Northern than Southern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners Very nice town! Quite desirable in whippet country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners Yeah it’s an odd name, nothing at all like a sensible place name like Canary Wharf, Elephant & Castle, Wormword Scrubs or Tooting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Seat68 said: I am Shropshire/Staffordshire but feel closer to Northern than Southern. So, you are neither, you are a midlander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 1 minute ago, sidcow said: So, you are neither, you are a midlander. North of the west middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 25 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners 3 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: Yeah it’s an odd name, nothing at all like a sensible place name like Canary Wharf, Elephant & Castle, Wormword Scrubs or Tooting Cockfosters, Ruislip, Maida Vale, Bermondsey...... WAPPING 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted December 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 I actually really quite enjoy a quirky place name. So I like a lot of the London ones. It’s just the notion that Skipton is an unusual name... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 27, 2020 Moderator Share Posted December 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: It’s just the notion that Skipton is an unusual name.. Derived from Sheep Town, I'm saying no more.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 27, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2020 48 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: I had to google skipton to just see if a place actually exists. What a strange name of a town. You northerners Ignorant southern git. You're definitely not allowed in now. Skipton's ace, we go there regularly (or we did, pre-covid). I bet you've never heard of Idle, Blubberhouses or Wetwang, either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 27, 2020 Moderator Share Posted December 27, 2020 10 hours ago, mjmooney said: Ignorant southern git. You're definitely not allowed in now. Skipton's ace, we go there regularly (or we did, pre-covid). I bet you've never heard of Idle, Blubberhouses or Wetwang, either. C'mon you can do better than that, there's Upper Thong, Penistone, Booze, Crackpot, The Land of Nod, Kirkby Overblow, Great Fryup Dale and Thornton Le Beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 10 hours ago, sidcow said: Cockfosters, Ruislip, Maida Vale, Bermondsey...... WAPPING Cockfosters it near me. Its actually a really nice area no idea why the hell they named it cockfosters though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, mjmooney said: Ignorant southern git. You're definitely not allowed in now. Skipton's ace, we go there regularly (or we did, pre-covid). I bet you've never heard of Idle, Blubberhouses or Wetwang, either. I just had to google blubberhouses to see if you were winding me up. Its in a place called Washburn valley. Sounds like something from a cowboy film! 10 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: Yeah it’s an odd name, nothing at all like a sensible place name like Canary Wharf, Elephant & Castle, Wormword Scrubs or Tooting I can confirm there are no castles or elephants in elephant & castle Edited December 28, 2020 by Demitri_C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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