stuart_75 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 13 hours ago, rjw63 said: Lucky old me. Just got in the car to hear the wrinkly crone Polly. Thinks squarehead Gardner should be Slo-Mo"s assistant. Also gave Slo-Mo an 8 out of ten rating for the season. Absolutely **** puddled. How can Slo-Mo score an 8 when Squeaky Eddie gives the Baggies manager (his name escapes me) a 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, stuart_75 said: How can Slo-Mo score an 8 when Squeaky Eddie gives the Baggies manager (his name escapes me) a 5. They're both retards, is the obvious answer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 17 hours ago, Follyfoot said: on it Mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Jeezus wept. The drive time show has just had "Keith the Brummie Bard" reading his poem about the Commonwealth games. What an absolute pile of steaming shite. Daft word removed kept blathering as he couldn't read his own writing. And most of it concerned local football teams. Historians FC were namechecked. Only an inbred Nose or a sad retard Boggie would think of that. Brummie Bard? **** brummie turd more like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: Jeezus wept. The drive time show has just had "Keith the Brummie Bard" reading his poem about the Commonwealth games. What an absolute pile of steaming shite. Daft word removed kept blathering as he couldn't read his own writing. And most of it concerned local football teams. Historians FC were namechecked. Only an inbred Nose or a sad retard Boggie would think of that. Brummie Bard? **** brummie turd more like. Do you remember an obsessed ollbeeyun fan called Bev who wrote and sang "really funny and zany" ditties about his team and occasionally taking the mick out of us ? His tribute to Solomon Rondon ("they do Rondon Don, they do Rondon") was particularly underwhelming but call me Franksy waxed lyrical over them which only encouraged him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Do you remember an obsessed ollbeeyun fan called Bev who wrote and sang "really funny and zany" ditties about his team and occasionally taking the mick out of us ? His tribute to Solomon Rondon ("they do Rondon Don, they do Rondon") was particularly underwhelming but call me Franksy waxed lyrical over them which only encouraged him Yeah I remember him. retarded prick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 So I've been stuck on the bastard M42 for 90 minutes, and I don't know if I was hearing things due to the onset of road rage, or it really was said. A small heath called Josh is obviously the font of all football knowledge, as he told us all who the best centre back pairing of ALL TIME were, that never played for England, but the SHOULD have coz they were the BEST centre back pairing in the history of the Premier league. Step forward Roger Johnson and Scott Dann. Obviously both robbed of an international career. Either that or "Josh" is a 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 I wonder if we did a poll what percentage of regular callers into this pile of wank have some kind of identifiable disability of some sort or on some sort of spectrum? And yes I aware that's offensive to people with such difficulties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Pissflaps said: I wonder if we did a poll what percentage of regular callers into this pile of wank have some kind of identifiable disability of some sort or on some sort of spectrum? And yes I aware that's offensive to people with such difficulties. We already know any small heath's are inbred, that's a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Why do you guys keep listening to this shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Why do you guys keep listening to this shite? Why did so many people watch Tod Browning's 1932 movie, 'Freaks'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 22:08, HanoiVillan said: Why did so many people watch Tod Browning's 1932 movie, 'Freaks'? Classic Erm So I'm told! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted October 11, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 21:59, Davkaus said: Why do you guys keep listening to this shite? I like to feel their pain and bitterness towards anything claret and blue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenfly Posted October 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 21:59, Davkaus said: Why do you guys keep listening to this shite? I never tune in, but I always make a point of taking in @rjw63's updates with a nice cup of tea. It's how I wind down on an evening. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 Missed it tonight, hours have changed at work. When it settles down a bit I should be able to listen on the phone, wouldn't want you all to miss out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Brain dead Wolvos tonight all think Adama is some kind of Ronaldo/Messi/Haaland hybrid who is going to beat us on his own. Utter knobscabs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) Boggy on now, got a soft spot for small heath because they have to live in our shadow. Awwww. Blose and Baggeez sitting in a tree W A N K I N G Edited October 13, 2021 by rjw63 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meregreen Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Boggy on now, got a soft spot for small heath because they have to live in our shadow. Awwww. Blose and Baggeez sitting in a tree W A N K I N G That shadow stretches a lot further than the sty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Oh no, the obligatory Slo-Mo Bow-Yer interview is on. The cabbage sounds like a 45rpm record being played at 33. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Oh dear oh dear, here he is again: Pete the Reet(ard). Now wants to see Jukey and Agent Hogan up front against the Jealous Guys. Silly old word removed obviously wants to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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