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Watkins, Benrahma and Rashica will all be announced on Wednesday at the same time and the entire VillaTalk domain will be replaced by a Kenneth Williams gif to avoid global internet, and as a result stock market, collapse.  

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3 hours ago, It's Your Round said:

Here’s what’s gonna happen...

A zoomed in shot of a can of Red Bull being lifted to some mystery lips. The camera pans out to see Rashica taking a sip, spitting it out in disgust and says “that shits not for me!” The camera pans out further and we see he’s at Witton station in the new away kit, he throws the can up in the air and volleys it across the tracks. Benrahma appears and controls it on his chest before flicking it up in the air for Watkins, who hits it hard and low across the platform where it hits Grealish on the arm. Jack looks up annoyed, he’s signing a new contract on the bench and it’s just smudged it. The champions league theme tune plays out with McGinn dancing and handing out Iron Bru. 
 

Does that answer the question?

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