chrisp65 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Well, I think I might be eligible as the anti fish gravy spokesperson, I just made a carrot curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KentVillan Posted May 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2020 Pork crackling, straight out of the oven, with apple sauce 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 hours ago, KentVillan said: Pork crackling, straight out of the oven, with apple sauce Do you like it chewy or crisp? I suppose you can't really go wrong either way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Toffee hard on the outside - hard enough to break your teeth. But with a bit of chewy fat underneath. Should sound like a gravel mixer as you eat it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, KentVillan said: Pork crackling, straight out of the oven, with apple sauce I had some of this last Sunday, I say I’m not a fan but then proceeded to eat half a small plate of it. It’s the apple sauce that raises the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted May 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 17, 2020 people who put apple sauce with crackling are actually worse than people who put gravy on fish and chips ... 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjvilla Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: people who put apple sauce with crackling are actually worse than people who put gravy on fish and chips ... Any kind of fruit/fruit based sauce accompanying a cooked dinner. It's wrong in every way. Cranberry sauce. WRONG. Unless it's fruity sauce on a bacon sandwich. Then that's ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted May 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 17, 2020 My father puts cranberry sauce on his Christmas lunch. I say ‘my’ father, I can’t really see how I’m the product of a man who basically puts jam on his roast dinner. The bible and the Ten Commandments were basically a set of rules for their time, for the majority of people to live the best life they could. Basic common sense guidance to get us through with the minimum amount of repeating other people’s conflict and mistakes. If the bible had to be started again, now, here. There would be something in the re write about gravy on fish and jam on meat. It would be some sort of cover all easy to remember one liner we could use for millennia to persecute perverts, ‘though shalt not defile thy food, the jam shall not lay with the potato, nor the gravy upon the seafood’ Something like that. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 The great philosopher Socrates, one of the founding fathers of ethics and moral philosophy that underpin western society even today, once said this: “Man can survive on an inquisitive mind alone, but man cannot live without the sweet sauce of apples on his oven roast pig”. He’s also quoted as saying: “Yo Plato, try some cranberry sauce on that turkey, it’s **** amazing!” Which is probably why it wasn’t in the Ten Commandments, there were are enough mistakes in there without adding more to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2020 If you are going to put jam on your Turkey, it should be redcurrant not frickin cranberry. Cranberies are a modern American abomination, there's nothing good about them. Who wants to drink fruit juice that makes your mouth feel dry as soon as you've drank some. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: The great philosopher Socrates, one of the founding fathers of ethics and moral philosophy that underpin western society even today, once said this: “Man can survive on an inquisitive mind alone, but man cannot live without the sweet sauce of apples on his oven roast pig”. He’s also quoted as saying: “Yo Plato, try some cranberry sauce on that turkey, it’s **** amazing!” Which is probably why it wasn’t in the Ten Commandments, there were are enough mistakes in there without adding more to it. I’ll see your footballer player philosopher and raise you an imaginary deity And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the Apple tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not mix with crackling for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely be labelled a heathen on the internet — Genesis 2:16–17 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: I’ll see your footballer player philosopher and raise you an imaginary deity And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the Apple tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not mix with crackling for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely be labelled a heathen on the internet — Genesis 2:16–17 Well you nearly had me there! Everyone knows that Apple had only just invented the first computer then, the tree of knowledge model was years after. And as for the internet, that was invented by Da Vinci towards the end of the middle ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, It's Your Round said: The great philosopher Socrates... Which is probably why it wasn’t in the Ten Commandments, there were are enough mistakes in there without adding more to it. That and Moses/Ten Commandments predating Socrates by anything from 800 to 1000 years (standard proviso about myth/fact). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2020 It’s a while since I’ve eaten it but I hated cranberry sauce on a roast dinner but it went very well on the leftover sandwich the following day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 How do we feel about mango chutney on a curry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 minute ago, KentVillan said: How do we feel about mango chutney on a curry Hmmmm... a dollop at the side of the curry, but not literally on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, KentVillan said: How do we feel about mango chutney on a curry Only allowed with poppadoms not on a curry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 I’m learning a lot of things about the psychopathic tendencies of VillaTalkers today. And it’s cheering me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Apple sauce with pork is my god given right and if you take that from me you can prise the knife and fork from my cold dead hand. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Apple sauce with pork is my god given right and if you take that from me you can prise the knife and fork from my cold dead hand. Currently creating 20 new VT accounts so I can give this post the Like count it deserves 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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