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1 hour ago, Designer1 said:

A Software Tester walks into a bar.
Walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
"qwertyuiop" beers.
Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.

Can you show me the requirements for, running, crawling, dancing, flying, jumping into the bar? Also its fair to say the customer never stated that they wanted to do anything with the bar once they were in it. Development team response complete 😜

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3 hours ago, Designer1 said:

A Software Tester walks into a bar.
Walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
"qwertyuiop" beers.
Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.

This joke is Beta.

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I was going into the local shopping centre when a dishevelled beggar jumped in front of me. Beggar:

"Any change mate?"

Me: "I don't have any change".

Beggar "C'mon..."

Me: I don't have ANY change".

Beggar: "I can't accept that".

Me: "Sigh! You can't accept that? jeez...okay okay, will you take a note?"

Beggar: "Sure... that would be great!" he said with a grin.

So I took a piece of paper and a pencil out of my briefcase, wrote "I don't have ANY **** CHANGE!" handed it to the prick, and walked off.

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A man went to see his doctor and said he needed lots of Viagra.

"My girlfriend is coming over on Friday, my ex-wife on Saturday and an ex-girlfriend on Sunday".

"That's an awful lot of Viagra" said the doc. "I'll have to check you on Monday".

Monday morning the man came in with his arm in a sling.

"What happened!" said the doc.

"No one showed up!" the man said.

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A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
 

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