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6 hours ago, Enda said:

Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. 
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath*

Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’.

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7 hours ago, Enda said:

Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. 
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath*

Surely if they've got actors playing the composers, it's a drama, not a documentary?  

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2 hours ago, a m ole said:

Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’.

What would you have?

"Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. 
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart."

That doesn't quite work.

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19 minutes ago, Paddywhack said:

What would you have?

"Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. 
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart."

That doesn't quite work.

No he's saying it's already good.

As in the joke would be worse if Arnie actually said the line

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8 hours ago, a m ole said:

Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’.

 

1 hour ago, colhint said:

Surely he would have said 

i'll be BACH

Hi lads.

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