a m ole Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 6 hours ago, Enda said: Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. VanDamme: I'll be Mozart. Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath* Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 15, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Enda said: Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. VanDamme: I'll be Mozart. Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath* Surely if they've got actors playing the composers, it's a drama, not a documentary? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 hours ago, a m ole said: Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’. What would you have? "Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. VanDamme: I'll be Mozart." That doesn't quite work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 15, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: What would you have? "Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi. VanDamme: I'll be Mozart." That doesn't quite work. No he's saying it's already good. As in the joke would be worse if Arnie actually said the line 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: No he's saying it's already good. As in the joke would be worse if Arnie actually said the line Ah gotcha. Apologies @a m ole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Stevo985 Posted September 15, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, colhint said: Surely he would have said i'll be BACH *takes deep breath* Edited September 15, 2021 by Stevo985 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Enda Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 8 hours ago, a m ole said: Remember when everyone ripped into me for saying a joke was better without the pointless bit added at the end? Well here’s a perfect example of a joke that is better without the superfluous ‘punchline’. 1 hour ago, colhint said: Surely he would have said i'll be BACH Hi lads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 15, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, mjmooney said: Surely if they've got actors playing the composers, it's a drama, not a documentary? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 "Time to let off some steam, Tchaikovsky" Oh... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robtaylor200 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 18 hours ago, Stevo985 said: *takes deep breath* How thick am I. Been looking at this for a couple of days and didn't get it. I needed the punch line. derr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted September 20, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2021 A Software Tester walks into a bar. Walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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