rjw63 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Xela said: Can you please draw a picture of Mohammed dong that and post it here? Who's Mohammed Dong? sounds a bit of a cock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2017 On 19/12/2017 at 18:00, colhint said: Bloody Amazon I ordered 4 Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD This joke hasn’t received enough credit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted January 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2018 Our eyes met across the candlelit table. She looked so beautiful. I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realised I'd drugged the wrong glass. 7 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted January 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) I've just lost my mood ring. I'm not quite sure how i feel about this. Edited January 5, 2018 by il_serpente spelling and humiliation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 5, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 5, 2018 46 minutes ago, il_serpente said: I've just lost my mood ring. I'm not quite sure how i fell about this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AvfcRigo82 Posted January 5, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2018 The guy from across the road was looking distraught, so I asked him what was up? He said, “My wife’s just told me she’s been having an affair with Geoff the milkman,”. I asked, “What? That fat ugly **** I see every morning outside your house?” “Yes,” he laughed, cheering up a bit. I said, “Why would Geoff the milkman want to Shag that?” 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I just rang Alcohol Concern... Told them I was worried I didn't have enough beer in the fridge! They're quite rude, aren't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 6, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, AvfcRigo82 said: I just rang Alcohol Concern... Told them I was worried I didn't have enough beer in the fridge! They're quite rude, aren't they? Not a joke, but a true story - I have a friend who worked for Alcohol Concern. Her surname is Beer. She likes a drink, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) I want to go down on you and make you really happy, then I want to come back up slowly and F*** you real good. ..Yours sincerely, Petrol prices x Edited January 8, 2018 by AvfcRigo82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted January 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2018 A man who took an airline to court for losing his baggage has lost his case. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 18, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2018 I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 On a plane with my mate he said,if that door opens will we fall out,I said no we'll still be friends. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Bloke just shouted "pullover" I said what he said "pullover",I said nah its a jumper pal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Anyone hear about that bloke the other night who snorted curry powder for a laugh, he fell into a korma . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 21, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: On a plane with my mate he said,if that door opens will we fall out,I said no we'll still be friends. 40 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: Bloke just shouted "pullover" I said what he said "pullover",I said nah its a jumper pal. Following Gazza on Twitter? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 21, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Shy bloke who's never had the ride goes to a strip club. As he's feeling awkward and it's his first time, he sits next to another punter and tries to strike up a conversation. "Do you come here often?" he asks. "No" replies the punter, "I usually wait til I get home". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Following Gazza on Twitter? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AvfcRigo82 Posted January 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) My dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol Edited January 22, 2018 by AvfcRigo82 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post turnbull Posted January 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2018 I feel really sorry for the dwarf family next door They're really struggling to put food on the table. 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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