Popular Post villa4europe Posted December 13, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 13, 2017 whats got 14 windows that wont open? keith chegwin's advent calendar 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, villa4europe said: whats got 14 windows that wont open? keith chegwin's advent calendar Just told this to my gf and she actually got angry 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 55 minutes ago, villa4europe said: whats got 14 windows that wont open? keith chegwin's advent calendar 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted December 19, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2017 Bloody Amazon I ordered 4 Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 Has he been yet? Has he been yet? Has he been yet? ... every Christmas morning it was the same, we couldn’t open our presents until dad had been for a shit..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2017 Blimey, Drat's back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Blimey, Drat's back! 5 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 We were that poor as kids we had to have our parties in the local laundrette. Used to play pass the Persil 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AvfcRigo82 Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 Mohammed has bought loads of fertiliser for his corner shop. I told him "you'll be lucky to sell that lot". He reckons he'll make a bomb! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 hours ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Mohammed has bought loads of fertiliser for his corner shop. I told him "you'll be lucky to sell that lot". He reckons he'll make a bomb! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 19 hours ago, rjw63 said: What?.. I never asked him to buy it in the first place 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 A male African elephant can grow up to 14 feet, but most only grow 4. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippo Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHV Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, hippo said: Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a roll. have you opened your crackers early? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 hour ago, hippo said: Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a roll. is there any other kind of casino? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 3 hours ago, a m ole said: is there any other kind of casino? To quote Hedley Lamar; Quote "Just one more bill for you to sign, sir. […] This is the bill that will convert the State Hospital for the Insane into the William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane." Any use? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, KHV said: have you opened your crackers early? Either that or he's found a Wall's ice cream lolly stick from the 1990's down the back of the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted December 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2017 A guy walks into a library, goes up to the enquiry desk and says to the woman..."I'd like cod and chips, sausage and chips and a steak and kidney pie and chips please". The poor woman is a bit confused, she says.."you do realise this is a library, don't you"?He says "oh, right, I'm really sorry. So, that's " cod and chips, sausage and chips and a steak and kidney pie and chips, please". 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 On 12/20/2017 at 13:02, AvfcRigo82 said: Mohammed has bought loads of fertiliser for his corner shop. I told him "you'll be lucky to sell that lot". He reckons he'll make a bomb! Can you please draw a picture of Mohammed dong that and post it here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Xela said: Can you please draw a picture of Mohammed dong that and post it here? "You wantings fertilizer.. Bastard?" ...Would be what he maybe said here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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