Popular Post choffer Posted August 11, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2015 My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time. I said maybe...... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOF Posted August 12, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2015 No, you shut up 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted August 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Boy George is involved in an accident and rushed to hospital, when his brother goes to see him soon after, he meets the doctor and the doctor shows him to the ward where Boy George is. Looking around the room the doctor explains that Boy George is currently unconscious and his brother is quite upset by the news. Boy George's brother looks around the room and sees his brother, four other unconscious people and an empty bed. The brother asks if someone is likely to put be in the empty bed next to his brother soon, but the doctor explains that it's currently occupied. The brother says that he can't see anything, just the 5 men and an empty bed. The doctor explains by pointing at each bed in turn and saying; "well, we've got a coma, coma, coma, coma, coma, chameleon". Edited August 12, 2015 by alreadyexists 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I saw a gang fight on the way home today. Two gangs of people were throwing grass at each other. Apparently it was a turf war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted August 13, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2015 Couldn't remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500. Livid. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Couldn't remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500. Livid. Writing 50, 4 and 499 would be equally infuriating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Couldn't remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500. Livid. Writing 50, 4 and 499 would be equally infuriating. Livcdxcix That does sort of angry up the blood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night. I say restaurant, it was more of a Castro pub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 19, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 19, 2015 Did you ask "Do you havana beer on tap? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 A man walks in to a bar. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I can't have sex with my wife this weekend because of "woman troubles" She's in hospital after crashing the car 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Couldn't remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500. Livid. Writing 50, 4 and 499 would be equally infuriating. Livcdxcix That does sort of angry up the blood The Woemans were more flexible with their numbering rules than you give them credit for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 23, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) I can't have sex with my wife this weekend because of "woman troubles" She's in hospital after crashing the car That always reminds me of a 'joke' a frightening looking Glasweigen taxi driver once told me. 'My wife is in hospital with womens problems .........broken nose (rubbing his fist)...............................' (Que much nervous looking around) Edited August 23, 2015 by Nigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 What is H.P. Lovecraft's favourite snack? Cthulhu-Hoops. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2015 Clowns divorce. Custardy battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new **** boat" I thought to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 25, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 25, 2015 What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a woman's arse. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge a**e, But enough about Kayne west Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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