Juju Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Knock knock.... Who's there? The Pilot.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Labour have pledged to invest in Merseyside and create 100,000 jobs if they win the election. The Conservatives now regard Liverpool as a safe seat. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted April 26, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2015 I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?" I said, "No, she's a **** optician." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Labour: The big issue is the NHS and privatisation of our assets. Ukip: Immigration is the big issue and it's effect on the British people. Conservative: The big issue is what most of you will be selling if we get into power again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 7, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) What would really annoy Heather Mills today? Nick Clegg. Edited May 7, 2015 by choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 8, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2015 I see Harry Kane has been to visit Jimmy Greaves in hospital. "His speech is improving, and he can now string a sentence together". Said Greavsie. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted May 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2015 Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?A: To get to the same side. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StefanAVFC Posted May 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 14, 2015 What kind of dog can do magic? A Labracadabrador 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lloydxmas Posted May 14, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 14, 2015 What kind of dog can do magic? A Labracadabrador Paul Spaniels ? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2015 Hairy Houndini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 David CopperSpaniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 David CopperSpaniel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 David CopperSpaniel Penn and Spaniel David Spaniel Derren Spaniel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 15, 2015 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2015 What kind of dog can do magic? The seven of hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 15, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2015 David CopperSpaniel Penn and Spaniel David Spaniel Derren Spaniel I think Copper was a play on the word Cocker (Cocker Spaniel) as opposed to "Field" being an absolutely woeful play on the word "Spaniel" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 David CopperSpaniel Penn and Spaniel David Spaniel Derren Spaniel I think Copper was a play on the word Cocker (Cocker Spaniel) as opposed to "Field" being an absolutely woeful play on the word "Spaniel" Are you implying that my jokes are woeful? I know how PussEKatt and Useless feel now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 15, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2015 No yours were amazing babes x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Thx hun x 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Take a look back though this thread and I bet that Stevo likes all of the katts jokes Don't accept his praise, it is hollow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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