StefanAVFC Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Not even just restricted to this thread either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I went to see Dr. Hook once. Worst prostate exam I ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I went to see Dr. Hook once. Worst prostate exam I ever had. I asked the doctor to use two fingers to give me a second opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The DJ said “Shake what your mama gave ya!” So I did, but the lid came off the Tupperware and now I’m covered in shepherd’s pie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Is there any chance of anybody posting an actual joke sometime in the next three pages? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2015 How do you make a Sugar Puff? Chase it round the garden HA HA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 what do you call an exploding monkey? a ba-BOOM HA HA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted March 24, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2015 I was trying to work out what's good about Switzerland the other day. Then I thought of their flag, that's a big plus. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Yay, jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted March 26, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2015 Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. "Ooh" said the presenter. "This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers, taxidermists, who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in really good condition?" "Sticks" said Paddy. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted April 4, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 A group of men working on a building site were whistling and making rude gestures to a pretty young school girl, who couldn't have been older than about 13. One guy, smirking, yells "Hey sweetie, come and sit on my face!" The girl, smiling sweetly, yelled back "Why? Is your **** nose bigger than your cock?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 A group of men working on a building site were whistling and making rude gestures to a pretty young school girl, who couldn't have been older than about 13. One guy, smirking, yells "Hey sweetie, come and sit on my face!"The girl, smiling sweetly, yelled back "Why? Is your **** nose bigger than your cock?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 17, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2015 What is the purpose of the girl being underage in that joke? Just makes it weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 What is the purpose of the girl being underage in that joke? Just makes it weird. My thoughts exactly. Not entirely sure what the paedo bit is designed to achieve, other than to give somebody the opportunity to post the Paedo Bear stamp of approval! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted April 17, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2015 I read it as they were trying to shock her by saying something rude as she was young, and she in turn trumped it by replying with something worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I just copied it from an Australian website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted April 18, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2015 I just copied it from an Australian website www.Rolfsjokes.co.au? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 The orphanage I run burned down today with the lives of sixty children lost. Thank God I don't have to tell their parents. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted April 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 20, 2015 A Liverpool fan goes into a travel agent " I need a holiday, but I don't know where to go". The travel agent replies, " you can't beat a good villa this time of year". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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