Popular Post leemond2008 Posted October 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2014 I've just released my first single on 7" Vinyl. A side: Oh I do like to be. B side: The seaside 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 My mates just got back from Africa and he can't stop buying raffle tickets!.. I think he's got Tombola! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham: I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag with lailaha in its centre. Now,the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365. My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all. I've never felt safer. All Thanks to Alla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The Boss of Dulux Paints died in the early hours of this morning from hypothermia during his trek across the Antarctic. Medics said he needed a second coat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TrinityRoadSteps Posted October 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2014 First woman on the Moon: "Houston, we have a problem."What?"Never mind"What's the problem?"Nothing"Please tell us?"You know what the problem is." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. Same here but my new neighbour claims to be a DIY expert... Amed me-shed What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. Same here but my new neighbour claims to be a DIY expert... Amed me-shed What? Ahmed me-shed = I made my shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. Same here but my new neighbour claims to be a DIY expert... Amed me-shed What? Ahmed me-shed = I made my shed Tough crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 26, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2014 Is me-shed a name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Is me-shed a name? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I have some difficult to tell you all but here goes ................... Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I said to my girlfriend, I'd like to make love to her, between her breasts. She asked how I was going to make it feel good for her? I said I'd stop punching her in the face, when I shot my load. You see the joke here is I don't even have a girlfriend! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted November 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2014 The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 They say most women love a man in uniform. Bullshit. I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a French maid and not ONE girl offered to suck me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Billy: "Mum, I've got the biggest cock at nursery school, is that because I'm a big boy?" Mum: "No, it's because you're 28 and retarded. Now watch before you slobber your spaghetti down your new B-lose top." Edited November 12, 2014 by rjw63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has complained to the media that people will always know her as Cheryl Cole, the former wife of a premiership footballer. That's unfair, because I'll always know her as Cheryl Tweedy, the belligerent slapper convicted of assaulting a toilet cleaner in a Surrey nightclub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) A Dinosaur What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up. Source. Edited November 27, 2014 by useless 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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