Xela Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You wouldn't buy tickets to London on the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I took it that the Villa fans get the one ticket so they can then run to another toilet and repeat the same trick when the conductor does finally come. It took a bit of thought, though, and wasn't worth the effort Eh, I guess they could have if they went to another toilet in another carriage because the West Brom fans would either stay in the toilet or come out and then witness the Villa fans enter the toilet to pull the same trick, realise what's going on and then dob them into the conductor when he actually DID come round. Basically, it's a shit joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted September 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2014 Didn't realize you lot were such a bunch of thinkers. Sometimes you just have to go along with the premise. I can see it now: "A horse walks into a bar..." "No way, a horse would never be allowed in the door!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted September 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2014 Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea? No? I'm surprised. It's all over town. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Lots of room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted September 27, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2014 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I'm a horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I'm a horse." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barman says "Did you know there's a whisky named after you?". Horse says "Really? A whisky called Cedric?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Three blokes walk into a pub, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Well said, Bill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Spurs and Arsenal wouldn't be playing at home at the same time. Not only that but Villa and Baggies playing in the same are of London in the same day? Never happen either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I'm going to make up a joke right here, right now.. Ok.. I'm just having a quick think. Alright, strap yourselves in guize, this is getting posted whether its shit or not. What do you call a rastafarian plumber? He-ting's on. ....****.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted September 29, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2014 I've just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks? A pastafarian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks? A pastafarian. Isn't that actually a religion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian), a movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.[3] Although adherents describe Pastafarianism as a genuine religion,[3] it is generally seen by the media as a parody religion.[4][5] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 30, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2014 I dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 30, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2014 I assume it's based on that thing that people say when arguing with someone about Religion. If someone says you can't prove there isn't a God, the funny reply is "you can't prove there isn't a giant spaghetti monster orbiting the Earth" or something like that. It sort of has a point. But it doesn't really work, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 1, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2014 A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bartender here?" A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink. Nurse says to the doctor, "There's an invisible man in the waiting room asking to see you" Doctor says, "Tell him I'm sorry, but I can't see him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I went to see a film about constipation, but it hadn't come out yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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