Popular Post TrinityRoadSteps Posted July 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was stopped by the Police the other day, so I pulled over and the woman Police Officer walked over to my car.I wound the window down and said "what's wrong?" and she said "Nothing..." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I was stopped by the Police the other day, so I pulled over and the woman Police Officer walked over to my car.I wound the window down and said "what's wrong?" and she said "Nothing..." Say whaaaaaaaaat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 This is pretty great 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I was stopped by the Police the other day, so I pulled over and the woman Police Officer walked over to my car.I wound the window down and said "what's wrong?" and she said "Nothing..." Say whaaaaaaaaat? Are you single? In that case then I can understand if you don't see the joke here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I was stopped by the Police the other day, so I pulled over and the woman Police Officer walked over to my car.I wound the window down and said "what's wrong?" and she said "Nothing..." Say whaaaaaaaaat? Are you single? In that case then I can understand if you don't see the joke here. Maybe I'm just slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) I was stopped by the Police the other day, so I pulled over and the woman Police Officer walked over to my car.I wound the window down and said "what's wrong?" and she said "Nothing..."Say whaaaaaaaaat?Are you single? In that case then I can understand if you don't see the joke here.Maybe I'm just slow. Ohhhhh! Bloody hell I am slow! Edit: as a married man I feel stupid Edited July 28, 2014 by Vive_La_Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted August 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2014 We've got an aviary at home but one of our birds of prey will only fly around at night when we play 80's pop songs... Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Why don't they just hurry up and cure dyslexia? It's not exactly Brian Sugary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Why don't they just hurry up and cure dyslexia? It's not exactly Brian Sugary. Ah dyslexia jokes FWT! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds selling his African trinkets and carved wood. I went up to him and asked for his help. 'My wife's here somewhere. If you find her I'll give you £500. Just shout loud for her while you walk.' '£500? Okay. What is her name?' he asked. 'It's Ivy.' I replied. 'Ivy Bowler.' Picked a spot all to myself after that. Edited August 3, 2014 by claretman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight.Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots, he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight.Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots, he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell. They say the secret to comedy is timing. A month ago this would have been golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 As my girlfriend walked out on me earlier, she shouted: "You look like a word removed with your hair combed to the side." It was a cruel parting comment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I've been watching events unfold in Ukraine on the news, and decided I wanted to go out there and see it for myself, and maybe see if there was anything I could do to help.Unfortunately on the way there, our train broke down just north of the capital.I looked out at the desolation and thought it was bad enough that we could be stuck here for a few hours, when people must have to live their whole lives here.But then I remembered that Finsbury Park us on the Piccadilly line, so I ran downstairs and jumped on the tube to Heathrow for our flight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I got caught trying to shoplift from Argos the other day. Talk about a catalogue of errors. What do you call a Roman General lying on a pizza? Mark Anchovy My mate is built like a brick shit house. At least he was until he lost his legs in a car crash. He's more like a brick shit bungalow now. I like to stick a certain type of lettuce up my arse. Just cos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I got caught trying to shoplift from Argos the other day. Talk about a catalogue of errors. What do you call a Roman General lying on a pizza? Mark Anchovy My mate is built like a brick shit house. At least he was until he lost his legs in a car crash. He's more like a brick shit bungalow now. I like to stick a certain type of lettuce up my arse. Just cos. PussEKatt, is that you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2014 No. Those jokes all have punchlines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've been watching events unfold in Ukraine on the news, and decided I wanted to go out there and see it for myself, and maybe see if there was anything I could do to help.Unfortunately on the way there, our train broke down just north of the capital.I looked out at the desolation and thought it was bad enough that we could be stuck here for a few hours, when people must have to live their whole lives here.But then I remembered that Finsbury Park us on the Piccadilly line, so I ran downstairs and jumped on the tube to Heathrow for our flight. Horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ikantcpell Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 BREAKING NEWS: Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team and hired Celtic's as he has heard you can lose both legs and still win 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2014 What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on my face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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