troon_villan Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's a wonderful city. Full of culture and hills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 That's not even factual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted April 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) What's blue and ****s grannies? Me in my lucky blue jacket. FACT. Edited April 1, 2014 by Morley_crosses_to_Withe 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 2, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) What's blue and ****s grannies? Me in my lucky blue jacket. FACT. That was my favorite joke for years. Edited April 2, 2014 by Nigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 2, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2014 What's yellow and at the bottom of the Indian Ocean? Sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Fact? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2014 My parents were really great, they taught me to never give up, no matter what. Looks like bad news for my hostages! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitsend Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 A Bloke dressed in a Panda Onesie ran into the side of my Car whilst riding his Bike. As he rode off ,I opened my door and shouted " Hey , you clipped us". " No thanks", he replied " But I wouldn't mind some Bamboo Shoots". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Groan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 That one took me a minute. It's early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2014 **** hell that's a tenuous set up for not much pay off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 The 'jokes' in this thread are progressively getting worse. And no I don't have any funny ones before anyone asks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2014 Neither does anyone else, from the looks of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 How do you upset a postman? Kill his family. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted April 4, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2014 A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 A man walks into a bookshop and says "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2014 The 'jokes' in this thread are progressively getting worse. And no I don't have any funny ones before anyone asks. You must have really enjoyed the first few pages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 What do you call a leper in the bath? Porridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea. what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust. (sorry) Edited April 5, 2014 by Rodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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