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Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season.

 

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No, the joke has past you by,

 

it is an implication that Tottenham Hotspur, the football team Gareth Bale (The said 'Bale' in the one-liner) plays for are what is known as a 'one man team' due to their results taking a negative direction since Bale has picked up an injury. 

 

Gareth Bale is Welsh, so the idea there will be three Welsh teams in the Premier League is a rib on this.

 

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Well I think it is unlikely Bale will be in the premier league next season so the joke is on you.

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Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season.

 

anti-joke-cat.jpg

 

No, the joke has past you by,

 

it is an implication that Tottenham Hotspur, the football team Gareth Bale (The said 'Bale' in the one-liner) plays for are what is known as a 'one man team' due to their results taking a negative direction since Bale has picked up an injury. 

 

Gareth Bale is Welsh, so the idea there will be three Welsh teams in the Premier League is a rib on this.

 

tumblr_m37wltd0Ev1rqfhi2o1_500.gif

 

 

Well I think it is unlikely Bale will be in the premier league next season so the joke is on you.

 

 

Unlikely maybe but in the quantum of time Bale existing in the premiership is a truth so in the context of current time in which the joke was made it remains relevant.

 

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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
... 'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides
over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months' vacation and five good leads ...

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Kate McCann has revealed that she's worried about the safety of her children while she runs the London Marathon this year.

Here's an idea, Kate - why not use a babysitter?

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Kate McCann has revealed that she's worried about the safety of her children while she runs the London Marathon this year.

Here's an idea, Kate - why not use a babysitter?

 

I don't know... that would be the responsible thing to do.

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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella.

Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?"

Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was fuc*in skint."

Barman says, "12 pints of any other drink costs about the same."

Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."

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What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's arsehole have in common?
 You know it's wrong, but you're going to end up touching it with your tongue.

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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says "Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm" he replies. "It must be your feet, then".

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Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season.

 

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No, the joke has past you by

 

Actually, I think you'll find that the joke had passed him by.

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I saw an ad in a window that said, "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "Can't turn that down!"

Get out. And 8 Pints get out for liking it.
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I saw an ad in a window that said, "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "Can't turn that down!"

Get out. And 8 Pints get out for liking it.

 

 

:D You can probably tell from my posts but that's my level of humour.

 

I’ve just paid ten pounds to watch an Origami competition on Sky sports for the last five hours and I must say that paper view is terrible.

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