claretman Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 My wife keeps accusing me of doing **** all around the house. Well excuse me, but who pissed the skid mark off the toilet bowl this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolteEndRob Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 It comes as no surprise to see that Ronaldo and Messi lead the race for Ballon d'or. Meanwhile, Suarez and Bale are favourites for Fallon d'floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 It comes as no surprise to see that Ronaldo and Messi lead the race for Ballon d'or. Meanwhile, Suarez and Bale are favourites for Fallon d'floor. That's not funny, it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 After weeks of experiencing the hot, sweaty foliage... coming across countless creepy crawlies and other vile creatures, surviving only on the bugs around me... I've finally found Susan Boyle's clitoris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I'm so **** hungry I could eat a tesco's beef burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 To buy frozen burgers, or not to buy frozen burgers, that is equestrian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 16, 2013 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2013 This'll keep you occupied for a while. Some of the comments and additions are funnier than the jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I'm so **** hungry I could eat a tesco's beef burger Tesco's have said their burger sales have remained 'stable'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 stolen from BBC sporf - Our thoughts go out to Bayern winger Arjen Robben this evening, as he realises he will have to pass the ball next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2013 Just read the label on these Tesco burgers, and it turns out they're fairly low in fat, low in salt, but surprisingly high in Shergar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Why does Noddy have a hat with a bell on it? Because he's a c*nt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I had a couple of tesco value burgers in my freezer actually. I checked them just now and they're off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2013 This'll keep you occupied for a while. Some of the comments and additions are funnier than the jokes Excellent stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2013 I had a couple of tesco value burgers in my freezer actually. I checked them just now and they're off! Guess you'll have to choose something else for your mane course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) There is even bigger uproar about the Tesco value burgers up in Scotland. They are fuming because neigh body told them sooner. I wonder who's going to saddle the blame for this as it is about time they got pulled up. I think Tesco will hold a stewards enquiry now and after this is done the burgers are bound to be a non runner. . Edited January 17, 2013 by AvfcRigo82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Guess you'll have to choose something else for your mane course. How big are the stakes? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 FFS all this fuss about tesco burgers.If you don't like them then just hoof them out the window and have oats instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2013 PussEKatt strikes again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2013 This'll keep you occupied for a while. Some of the comments and additions are funnier than the jokes Reminds me of a joke I got in a cracker once "How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck" Genuinely didn't have a clue what it meant. And I'm embarassed to say this was only a few years ago, I was probably 21. I needed my mom to explain it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I won't lie, it took me a minute. Or 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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