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Not a joke as such , but this made me laugh earlier

not very nice but bloody funny.

I was clicking on the AOL news stories and on one (unfortunately I can't find it now) said the following:--

'Allelujah or Alopetia - is Alexandra Burke losing her hair ?

Fecking bloody funny headline that

Not sure about the headline but couldn't agree more with your avatar. :thumb:

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A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is this?

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

Kid: The cow ate all of it.

...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?

Kid: It left because there was no more grass

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A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down and said "Right, what do you want to talk about ?" He said "**** knows - I've never got this far before

Black Books S01E01

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A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down and said "Right, what do you want to talk about ?" He said "**** knows - I've never got this far before

Black Books S01E01

FTW

"I expect better service" - "Well expect away"

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I like my strategy for a date like my strategy for Pokemon.

I use "Charm" as my opening move.

When the moment is right, I unleash my "Sleeping Powder".

I follow by preparing myself with "Harden"

Then "Pound" repeatedly for the rest of the encounter.

After, I cycle off on my bike leaving them unconscious in the grass.

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Hope this hasnt been done before.

Crackhead breaks into a house one night, switches on his torch and starts going through drawers. Suddenly a voice says;

"Jesus is watching you" Crackhead switches off torch and stands petrified.

After some time nothing happens so he starts again, only to hear a voice say "Jesus is watching you". Crackhead spins round and looks where voice had come from only to see a parrott in a cage.

"Did you say that? asks crackhead. " Yes" says parrott, "He is watching you"

"That scared me shitless" says crackhead, "Who are you anyway"?

"my name is Moses" says parrott

"What sort of clearing in the woods calls a parrott Moses" says crackhead

"The same person that called the rottweiller Jesus" says parrott.

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