Popular Post choffer Posted October 3, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2018 I've been subscribing to Orthopaedics Monthly for 15 years now. I've got lots of back issues. 4 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted October 3, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2018 My new thesaurus is so rubbish it's rubbish. 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) Poor old Geoffrey from Rainbow passed away this week They are going to scatter his ashes next week. Up above the streets and houses Edited October 6, 2018 by Robtaylor200 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Poor old Geoffrey from Rainbow passed away this week They are going to scatter his ashes next week. Up above the streets and houses Mind you I have to stop drinking. Just saw a pink Hippo coming out of the job centre Edited October 6, 2018 by Robtaylor200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post imavillan Posted October 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2018 A man brings his best golf mate home early evening, unannounced, for dinner, after enjoying a day of golf and a couple of beers in the 19th. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is an f**ing mess, and the dishes aren't done. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get much sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f**king pyjamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f**k did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot?" The husband says "Because he's thinking of getting married'' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post blandy Posted October 19, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2018 They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase. 14 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 19, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 19, 2018 50 minutes ago, blandy said: They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase. I may have to nick that. That's quality. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 19/10/2018 at 11:44, blandy said: They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 My next door neighbour is walking around his house shouting BAGGY TROUSERS I think it madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Apologies if in the wrong thread or been done before but its a joke all the same.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I went to the zoo last week but wasn't very impressed as all they had was one dog. It was a shitzu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, VillaEire said: I went to the zoo last week but wasn't very impressed as all they had was one dog. It was a shitzu. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 One for @Pelle Freddie Mercury was invited to be on Celebrity Bake Off. The host says to him "So, Freddie, how many cakes will you be making for us today?" Freddie replies "I want to bake three..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 On 26/10/2018 at 17:10, tonyh29 said: One for @Pelle Freddie Mercury was invited to be on Celebrity Bake Off. The host says to him "So, Freddie, how many cakes will you be making for us today?" Freddie replies "I want to bake three..." An oldie but goldie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I ain't saying me ceiling is the best, but it's up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted October 29, 2018 We can't even afford a house with a garden so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline, I hit the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted October 29, 2018 24 minutes ago, choffer said: We can't even afford a house with a garden so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline, I hit the roof. You mean the ceiling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, mjmooney said: You mean the ceiling? Hooked in a ceiling? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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