LondonLax Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season. No, the joke has past you by, it is an implication that Tottenham Hotspur, the football team Gareth Bale (The said 'Bale' in the one-liner) plays for are what is known as a 'one man team' due to their results taking a negative direction since Bale has picked up an injury. Gareth Bale is Welsh, so the idea there will be three Welsh teams in the Premier League is a rib on this. Well I think it is unlikely Bale will be in the premier league next season so the joke is on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season. No, the joke has past you by, it is an implication that Tottenham Hotspur, the football team Gareth Bale (The said 'Bale' in the one-liner) plays for are what is known as a 'one man team' due to their results taking a negative direction since Bale has picked up an injury. Gareth Bale is Welsh, so the idea there will be three Welsh teams in the Premier League is a rib on this. Well I think it is unlikely Bale will be in the premier league next season so the joke is on you. Unlikely maybe but in the quantum of time Bale existing in the premiership is a truth so in the context of current time in which the joke was made it remains relevant. Edited April 17, 2013 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted April 19, 2013 Author Share Posted April 19, 2013 Rolf Harris has been arrested over sexual abuse allegations, apparently he was caught with two little boys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2013 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'... 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months' vacation and five good leads ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Kate McCann has revealed that she's worried about the safety of her children while she runs the London Marathon this year. Here's an idea, Kate - why not use a babysitter? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Kate McCann has revealed that she's worried about the safety of her children while she runs the London Marathon this year. Here's an idea, Kate - why not use a babysitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Kate McCann has revealed that she's worried about the safety of her children while she runs the London Marathon this year. Here's an idea, Kate - why not use a babysitter? I don't know... that would be the responsible thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 "Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day" It took me about a minute to work that one out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was fuc*in skint." Barman says, "12 pints of any other drink costs about the same." Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog." Edited May 1, 2013 by markavfc40 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Shall I mention DDID or does someone else wanna do it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2013 We're all thinking it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? - Haloumi! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 With all these celebrities getting arrested for child molestation, it almost makes me wonder if Gary Glitter did have a gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I thought this was quite funny and sweet.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShCE1mc9kMo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's arsehole have in common? You know it's wrong, but you're going to end up touching it with your tongue. Edited May 4, 2013 by rjw63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says "Certainly not!" "Hmmm" he replies. "It must be your feet, then". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) I saw an ad in a window that said, "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."I thought, "Can't turn that down!" Edited May 13, 2013 by claretman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2013 Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season. No, the joke has past you by Actually, I think you'll find that the joke had passed him by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 13, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw an ad in a window that said, "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full."I thought, "Can't turn that down!"Get out. And 8 Pints get out for liking it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I saw an ad in a window that said, "Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "Can't turn that down!" Get out. And 8 Pints get out for liking it. You can probably tell from my posts but that's my level of humour. I’ve just paid ten pounds to watch an Origami competition on Sky sports for the last five hours and I must say that paper view is terrible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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