il_serpente Posted June 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2016 A priest, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What, is this some kind of a joke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted June 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2016 I entered a pun contest. i sent in 10 different puns in hopes that one of them would win, but no pun in ten did. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Let's have a look what's going on in the joke thread, shall we...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted June 6, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 6, 2016 I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) The windmill, is an heavy metal fan. Edited June 23, 2016 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face... now I'm in Geneva! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Rds1983 Posted June 22, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 22, 2016 A Scotsman walks in to a bar. He is normally with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they're all at the Euro's. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 23, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2016 14 hours ago, Rds1983 said: A Scotsman walks in to a bar. He is normally with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they're all at the Euro's. Nicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ginko Posted July 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2016 (edited) A man on an important business trip gets to his hotel and approaches the front desk to check in. 'Is the porn channel disabled?' he asks the concierge. 'No it's just standard, you sick f***.' Edited July 7, 2016 by Ginko 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2016 That works much better when it's a priest. "I'm a priest so I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" (because why would a businessman ask a bout the porn channel being disabled?) Must do better. 3.5/10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 (edited) Everyone's a bloody critic. He might have been asking because he didn't want it disabled. And why would a priest be on a business trip? (I will admit that making it a priest adds another layer to the joke though.) Edited July 8, 2016 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just seen a man walking down the street with a sandwich board saying "The end is nigh. Repent you're sins". I thought - That's a bad sign. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NeilS Posted July 13, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 13, 2016 My friends metal band are pretty new, and have just released their first album. To help promote the new album the record label arranged for them to do a small tour of Europe. Thankfully the record company arranged the roadies to set up the bands gear on tour, there was a Polish guy, a French guy and a Czech one to. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 13, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, NeilS said: My friends metal band are pretty new, and have just released their first album. To help promote the new album the record label arranged for them to do a small tour of Europe. Thankfully the record company arranged the roadies to set up the bands gear on tour, there was a Polish guy, a French guy and a Czech one to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilS Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 haha. Tough crowd you lot. Burned on my first venture into the joke thread. Walks away in shame. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 13, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2016 It took me a while to get that. It's better than 99% of the jokes in here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Two men are sitting on a park bench watching the children play on the playground. "That's my little girl on the swings in the pink dress, which one is yours?" "I'm not sure. I haven't chosen yet." A tumbleweed enters - stage left. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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