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I have just finished watching the Japanese porn version of The Wizard of Oz - I particularly liked the big song and dance number "swallow the yellow dick's load."


 
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That could've been embarrassing. The wife walked in and caught me wanking over Maria Sharapova.
I was actually watching Loose Women but managed to flick over and get my cock out in time.


 
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I told my patient there was good news and bad news.

He asked, "What's the bad news?"

I said, "You've got cancer."

"Oh ****," he gasped. "And the good news?"

I replied, "You won't be ginger for much longer."


 
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Two cannibals are talking at a party.

"How are you going? " says one.

"I'm having a ball" says the other.

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Later in the evening the first cannibal is feeling unwell and decides to leave the party. As he is walking home he passes the missionary in the street.

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