StefanAVFC Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Just now, NurembergVillan said: Ah, the self hating immigrant. Also see, self-hating Jews and self-hating LGBT (Grimesy is on it at the moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Ah, the self hating immigrant. Also see, self-hating Jews and self-hating LGBT (Grimesy is on it at the moment) On a separate yet related note, her torso is a lot wider than I would have expected. She looks like the bit in Beetlejuice when his head shrinks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, NurembergVillan said: On a separate yet related note, her torso is a lot wider than I would have expected. She looks like the bit in Beetlejuice when his head shrinks. I was saying this to the wife the other day. He face suggests she’s going to have a slim, slender figure. But it’s an unusual pear shape that you don’t expect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted June 2, 2020 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Genie said: I was saying this to the wife the other day. He face suggests she’s going to have a slim, slender figure. But it’s an unusual pear shape that you don’t expect. It's apropos of nothing, and I'd never judge someone based on their appearance. I judge her based on the fact she's an unscrupulous arsehole. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Ah but the Labour breakfast secretary said he ate pancakes, but he actually had toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 12 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Littering is another litmus test for me, whether you're a good person or not. Reminds me of this. I read that and was all smug because it means I'm a good member of society. 41 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: But then I scrolled down and saw this and thought "I'd love to punch her in the face". That's not the thought process of an angel. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 12 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Littering is another litmus test for me, whether you're a good person or not. Reminds me of this. Good analogy. I always return my trolley to the shelter but mainly for the fact that i gain more steps on my Fitbit. Now i discover I'm a good member of society. Win win ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HanoiVillan Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 LOL If we're not going to actually do a quarantine, then don't bother pretending. Nearly everybody entering the UK will be more likely to catch coronavirus while here than bring it in anyway at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: On a separate yet related note, her torso is a lot wider than I would have expected. She looks like the bit in Beetlejuice when his head shrinks. Just more to grab hold of 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Good analogy. I always return my trolley to the shelter but mainly for the fact that i gain more steps on my Fitbit. Now i discover I'm a good member of society. Win win ! I always return mine cos I want that quid back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2020 16 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said: Same with people pissing in streets, where have all the public toilets gone? Erm my Dad was responsiblefor closing most of them years ago (by order of your wonderful councillors), so sorry for our families connection with this (For reference, he was Assistant City Engineer in charge of public buildings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 38 minutes ago, bickster said: Erm my Dad was responsiblefor closing most of them years ago (by order of your wonderful councillors), so sorry for our families connection with this (For reference, he was Assistant City Engineer in charge of public buildings) Well next time I get a fine for pissing on primark in the middle of the day I’ll know where to fwd it on to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Well next time I get a fine for pissing on primark in the middle of the day I’ll know where to fwd it on to I'm not sure his ashes can make payments online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sam-AVFC Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, bickster said: I'm not sure his ashes can make payments online If you've not scattered them yet they could do a job soaking up the piss and saving a fine in the first place. I really hope it isn't a fresh loss for you! You take a risk with these type of jokes on the internet... Edited June 2, 2020 by Sam-AVFC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, bickster said: I'm not sure his ashes can make payments online *retracts comment and slithers back under the rock I crawled out from under 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 2, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, bannedfromHandV said: *retracts comment and slithers back under the rock I crawled out from under I'd check with the bank before you make any hasty decisions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 The debt may pass to the estate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, villakram said: Could anyone tell me where "The Congo" is? I Its where they drink Um Bongo. Somewhere near Biafra. Edited June 2, 2020 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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