tonyh29 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 28 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Q. So, Peter Crouch: What would you be if you weren't a footballer? A. A virgin. He's come a long way since I first described him as "the lanky shit one " on VT back when he played for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 hours ago, tonyh29 said: He's come a long way since I first described him as "the lanky shit one " on VT back when he played for us Christ I had forgotten we once signed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2019 8 hours ago, It's Your Round said: I know no one will care but I’m in the office on my own today so I’ll be heading to McDonald’s at lunch for a large Big Mac meal, a double cheeseburger and some of those cheese bite things. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it! What a wasted opportunity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 7 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said: Are you and @A'Villan the same person? Well I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia in the past. There is a terrible cliche/stigma that comes with and that is that we have multiple personalities. Who knows maybe I made multiple accounts , one for each of my personalities. Seriously though, aside from my diagnosis, which I would highly doubt @KenjiOgiwara would have had (assumption, sure), there are some parallels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 In Cadbury Heroes the Double Decker has the nougat on the bottom. Nobody cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 hours ago, il_serpente said: What a wasted opportunity! Fancied some junk food innit fam! In hindsight I should have taken the opportunity to just go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 51 minutes ago, coda said: In Cadbury Heroes the Double Decker has the nougat on the bottom. Nobody cares. I care. This is how wars start. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 5 hours ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Christ I had forgotten we once signed him Signed him and loaned him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciggiesnbeer Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) My wife and kids are in pissy ass moods all for separate reasons. Way to get the holidays off with a splat, thanks family. Oh well I am happy Edited December 20, 2019 by ciggiesnbeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 48 minutes ago, ciggiesnbeer said: My wife and kids are in pissy ass moods all for separate reasons. Way to get the holidays off with a splat, thanks family. Oh well I am happy That’s living with females for you, I’ve got a wife, daughter and a son who’s gay. I feel quite alone sometimes! Especially when the deep conversations around relationships and fashion start 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 1 hour ago, snowychap said: Signed him and loaned him out. Was that a SGT signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Was that a SGT signing? Signed by GT (mark ii) and loaned out /sold by O'Leary (I think). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I remember Crouch scoring a hat trick against Leicester (at least I think I do), I thought he’d come good but he never did for us. We sold him to Southampton, who subsequently sold him to Liverpool for a large profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciggiesnbeer Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, It's Your Round said: That’s living with females for you, I’ve got a wife, daughter and a son who’s gay. I feel quite alone sometimes! Especially when the deep conversations around relationships and fashion start Cheered me up mate! Fair play! Sometimes its nice to know I am not alone Edited December 21, 2019 by ciggiesnbeer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 19 hours ago, It's Your Round said: I know no one will care but I’m in the office on my own today so I’ll be heading to McDonald’s at lunch for a large Big Mac meal, a double cheeseburger and some of those cheese bite things. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it! Whatever you say, Lutz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 17 hours ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Fair point. We've had a few dates already, I'm just bemused she keeps saying yes to meeting me Has she put the lotion in the basket yet ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 21, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2019 9 hours ago, It's Your Round said: That’s living with females for you, I’ve got a wife, daughter and a son who’s gay. I feel quite alone sometimes! Especially when the deep conversations around relationships and fashion start Check. Wife, two daughters, two grandaughters (third granddaughter due next month). The Monstrous Regiment of Women. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Every year in about April to June, the local council gave out free compost. Just stuff that rotted down, was good stuff. About 6 or 7 years ago, I started collecting 2 big green bags full each time, about half a ton I would guess. The garden was looking nice, not show garden but nice enough. Fast forward to last Friday, my 25 year old nephew came over. We took the dog for a quick leak in the garden. There was one bush, about 5 foot tall and about the same in width, he took a particular interest in. He said you know what it is don't you? No I didn't I just plant and weed. It's a Marijuana plant. Must have been in the compost, because I certainly didn't plant it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 On 21/12/2019 at 07:59, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Has she put the lotion in the basket yet ? “Hey, you down there...I can’t believe you keep saying yes to meeting me! NOW PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 55 minutes ago, colhint said: Every year in about April to June, the local council gave out free compost. Just stuff that rotted down, was good stuff. About 6 or 7 years ago, I started collecting 2 big green bags full each time, about half a ton I would guess. The garden was looking nice, not show garden but nice enough. Fast forward to last Friday, my 25 year old nephew came over. We took the dog for a quick leak in the garden. There was one bush, about 5 foot tall and about the same in width, he took a particular interest in. He said you know what it is don't you? No I didn't I just plant and weed. It's a Marijuana plant. Must have been in the compost, because I certainly didn't plant it. Good to get some plausible deniability evidenced on here before the court date, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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