Nigel Posted December 10, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2019 I cant touch glasses that have come straight from a dishwasher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I like to go to public toilets and take any turds which haven't flushed. I am a turd burglar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I like to go to public toilets and take any turds which haven't flushed. Reveal hidden contents I am a turd burglar Its been 93 days since I gave you a Like, I hope you are missing them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Its been 93 days since I gave you a Like, I hope you are missing them. Sorry, but who are you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Sorry, but who are you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 16 hours ago, mjmooney said: Not only would I hate it, I have never done it. Furthermore, we have two different sets of crockery. So I will only use the 'good' eating irons with the 'good' plates, and the everyday ones with the cheap plates. 'Eating irons'? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 hour ago, HanoiVillan said: 'Eating irons'? Doesn't everybody call them that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I can't think of anything, I asked someone the once if I was weird and they replied 'you're no weirdo'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 20 hours ago, useless said: I can't think of anything, I asked someone the once if I was weird and they replied 'you're no weirdo'. You aren't weird, you seem very honest with your thoughts and give a different view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted December 13, 2019 Moderator Share Posted December 13, 2019 Occasionally, just for giggles, I like to go "normal" for a day, ok a couple of hours - I like to put on a shirt and tie, discuss "futures" and the latest podcasts and the air conditioning and last night's tv and have water-cooler moments, but actually idgaf. It's all shite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I like Robbie Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted December 13, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I like Robbie Williams. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted December 13, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 13, 2019 Amnesty's off. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I have melted tasty cheese and tomato sauce with my fried eggs on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 On 13/12/2019 at 21:51, Paddywhack said: I like Robbie Williams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 On 13/12/2019 at 06:27, blandy said: Occasionally, just for giggles, I like to go "normal" for a day, ok a couple of hours - I like to put on a shirt and tie, discuss "futures" and the latest podcasts and the air conditioning and last night's tv and have water-cooler moments, but actually idgaf. It's all shite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 (edited) On 13/12/2019 at 06:07, Seat68 said: You aren't weird, you seem very honest with your thoughts and give a different view. 'You arent weird, you're just special'. Edited December 18, 2019 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Sometimes when I’ve entered the toilet on autopilot and I’m sat on the bog at work, I suddenly have a mini panic that I’m in the ladies as I can’t see the urinals. This is happening right now. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Wainy316 said: Sometimes when I’ve entered the toilet on autopilot and I’m sat on the bog at work, I suddenly have a mini panic that I’m in the ladies as I can’t see the urinals. This is happening right now. That’s happened to one of my mates at work. They renovated the offices and changed both toilets on the second floor to female (sexist words removed), he’d been off and didn’t know. He was in a hurry one day to curl one out and rushed in and sat down, before hearing the sound of heels and inane chat. He had to wait there for 15 minutes before it was safe to come out. I hope it was a proper stinker, serves them right for getting rid of the blokes toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 This thread was made for @Voinjama 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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