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The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

Which Cunch of Bunts are you voting for?  

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  1. 1. Which Cunch of Bunts Gets Your Hard Fought Cross

    • The Evil Abusers Of The Working Man Dark Blue Team
      27
    • The Hopelessly Divided Unicorn Chasing Red Team
      67
    • The Couldn't Trust Them Even You Wanted To Yellow Team
      25
    • The Demagogue Worshiping Light Blue Corportation
      2
    • The Hippy Drippy Green Team
      12
    • One of the Parties In The Occupied Territories That Hates England
      0
    • I Live In Northern Ireland And My Choice Is Dictated By The Leader Of A Cult
      0
    • I'm Out There And Found Someone Else To Vote For
      8

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19 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

It’s like the rest of the country, the good guys are saying vote left for the health service and the poor and the homeless. But slightly more people are quietly sat there tugging themselves thinking, nah, **** ‘em.

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

SOmeone else wants to do Liz Truss UTWU?

Nope, that's my job. 😁

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14 hours ago, ml1dch said:

 

I can't think of anything potentially funnier than a hung Parliament caused by a massive drop in Tory support because rural areas are snowed in and people can't get out to vote. 

There's also a likelihood that it'd highlight the importance of the NHS, with thousands of pensioners being ferried from just outside the polling stations with broken collarbones and fractured hips.

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13 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said:

There's also a likelihood that it'd highlight the importance of the NHS, with thousands of pensioners being ferried from just outside the polling stations with broken collarbones and fractured hips.

Any forecasting over 3 days away is rubbish

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1 minute ago, Xann said:

I find it incredible that anyone that isn't either utterly selfish or utterly thick as mince would even consider voting for them.

That in itself is a pretty powerful electoral coalition though.

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This account is great for constantly reminding yourself that most voters do not have a particularly coherent perspective on things. Meet Mr Dundee East:

 

 

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7 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

Cock

Indie Journo asks him a Brexit question at the NATO Summit presser, how else was he expected to respond?

If you open the door for someone, expect them to walk through it.

As much as I really do dislike Johnson... etc

PS Alex Andreou is also an utter cock

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

Indie Journo asks him a Brexit question at the NATO Summit presser, how else was he expected to respond?

If you open the door for someone, expect them to walk through it.

As much as I really do dislike Johnson... etc

He's still a cock

and it's not a Brexit question, it's a trade question

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How can corbyn completly bollox up the answer to "do you sit down to watch the queens speech?" when talking about what he does on christmas day

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13 minutes ago, LakotaDakota said:

How can corbyn completly bollox up the answer to "do you sit down to watch the queens speech?" when talking about what he does on christmas day

Has he claimed he was in Pizza Express?

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42 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Has he claimed he was in Pizza Express?

heh, nope he claimed he usually watches some of it in the morning. When it was pointed out that it isn't actually on until 3 o clock he said that was a repeat 😄 ..

 

Julie Etchingham: 'Do you sit down to watch the Queen's speech, Mr Corbyn?'

Jeremy Corbyn: 'It's on the morning, usually we have it on some of the time.'

Etchingham: 'It's not on in the morning. It's at three o'clock in the afternoon.'

Corbyn: It's when its repeated... in the afternoon.'

Etchingham: 'So you don't sit down as a family to watch the Queen's speech.'  

Corbyn: 'We don't watch television very much on Christmas Day. Maybe a film in the evening. Erm I'd like to do a bit of exercise on Christmas morning.'

Etchingham: 'You do some exercise on Christmas morning. I don't think the Queen's speech is in the morning.

'It's three o'clock in the afternoon. That's when everybody watches it.'

Corbyn: 'Well. Our Christmas is sometimes...'

Etchingham: 'You don't watch it do you, Mr Corbyn.'

Corbyn: 'There is lots .. lots to do .. I enjoy the presence of my family and friends around Christmas. Obviously, like everybody else does.

'And, I also visit the homeless shelter, either on Christmas Day, or the day before, to talk to, and listen to people's lives, about how they could be made better with a government that cared for them.'

 

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