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1 hour ago, Stevo985 said:

#StevoITK

 

Reason the medical is taking so long is some communication issues.

 

"So I'll just need your name"

"Marvelous"

"Yes it is really isn't it... so your name?"

"Marvelous"

"Quite. I'm so happy you're pleased to be here. Now what is your name?"

"Marvelous!"

"Okaaayyyy, but we really must get started... this really won't take long we just need to get these forms filled out before we can start"

"Marvelous. That's my name"

"What's your name?"

"Marvelous"

"What?!"

"Marvelous!"

"Yes this is all marvelous,  but what is your name?"

"Marvelous! That's my name!"

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"THAT!"

"ohhhh... I see. My apologies, I misunderstood. I've got it now... That Nakamba"

"No that's not my name"

"But you just said your name was that"

"No I didn't, I said Marvelous"

"Yes everyone is Marvelous. Thank you, but what is your name then?"

"Marvelous"

"It's not **** marvelous actually, it's really quite irritating. WHAT'S YOUR **** NAME?!"

Long an drawn out for just the one laugh haha!

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1 hour ago, Stevo985 said:

#StevoITK

 

Reason the medical is taking so long is some communication issues.

 

"So I'll just need your name"

"Marvelous"

"Yes it is really isn't it... so your name?"

"Marvelous"

"Quite. I'm so happy you're pleased to be here. Now what is your name?"

"Marvelous!"

"Okaaayyyy, but we really must get started... this really won't take long we just need to get these forms filled out before we can start"

"Marvelous. That's my name"

"What's your name?"

"Marvelous"

"What?!"

"Marvelous!"

"Yes this is all marvelous,  but what is your name?"

"Marvelous! That's my name!"

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"THAT!"

"ohhhh... I see. My apologies, I misunderstood. I've got it now... That Nakamba"

"No that's not my name"

"But you just said your name was that"

"No I didn't, I said Marvelous"

"Yes everyone is Marvelous. Thank you, but what is your name then?"

"Marvelous"

"It's not **** marvelous actually, it's really quite irritating. WHAT'S YOUR **** NAME?!"

Sounds similar to the one about the bloke who goes in the Chinese takeaway a bit tipsy as he talks about finally leaving his girlfriend, before placing his order. 

The woman behind the counter says: "Ahh ok. You wo rye wi tha?

And so it continues...

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24 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Perhaps I should dig out my old "Who's at left back?" post, see how many 90s players people can remember. 

Wright?

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12 minutes ago, ozvillafan said:

Wright?

That's how it started, yes... 

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1 hour ago, Killeen30 said:

Long an drawn out for just the one laugh haha!

Worth it

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2 minutes ago, jacketspuds said:

Another 4 today, and the last 2 tomorrow.

*insert I don’t believe you gif*

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If this guy doesn't sign, after the amount of stories and rumour that surrounded him, he'll go down in history as an almost mythical Villa meme.  A kind of modern day Villa-related Snuffleupagus.

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1 minute ago, guyavfc said:

Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. 

All 12 medicals?

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1 minute ago, guyavfc said:

Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. 

I thought that twitter post was someone taking the pi$$...seeing as this is the longest medical in football history?

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3 minutes ago, guyavfc said:

Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. 

Someone is chatting shit. 

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He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL.

 

patrick swayze ghost GIF

 

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11 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL.

 

patrick swayze ghost GIF

 

Damn that's aged badly! 😄

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7 minutes ago, Wezbid said:
20 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL.

 

patrick swayze ghost GIF

 

Damn that's aged badly! 😄

I dunno.  It's actually a true story now.

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