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31 minutes ago, CharlieAitken59 said:

I reckon this is on hold as we have been given encouragement in our pursuit of Kalvin Philips

Can't see that being the case. 

It would reflect badly on us if we went this far and then pulled out  

I think the delay is just WP issues. 

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2 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Wonky penis? 

Its a serious issue and doesn't get the attention it deserves. 

Hopefully Marvellous can be an ambassador for the problem and finally help the world be a better place. 

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4 minutes ago, chrisvilla4 said:

Coolest guy in the hospital, the ultrasound guy....

...and when he's not there, it's the hip replacement guy. 

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2 hours ago, useless said:

Villareport reporting that this is going to get done in the next few days, subject to him passing his medical.

What does villareport know really?

Worst ITK ever.

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The clear choice for his song is adapting Andreas Johnson’s 1999 top five hit “Glorious”. Something along the lines of-

‘Cos Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith’s.....

Bringing him in,

Checking him out,

Making us Marvelous

 

The verses can be sorted out later.

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2 hours ago, DCJonah said:

Its a serious issue and doesn't get the attention it deserves. 

Hopefully Marvellous can be an ambassador for the problem and finally help the world be a better place. 

In my opinion we really need to give him some AID regarding this. We need to be safe about it. I think to draw attention to the fact that he is an ambassador we should buy him a HI-Vis jacket

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I can see the club doing a Mings style announcement, where cameras roll into the medical room to see someone lying on a bed hooked up to machines and it's Marvelous, who suddenly sits up and gives us the Wyness-style thumbs up. It just makes sense. 

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