Killeen30 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: #StevoITK Reason the medical is taking so long is some communication issues. "So I'll just need your name" "Marvelous" "Yes it is really isn't it... so your name?" "Marvelous" "Quite. I'm so happy you're pleased to be here. Now what is your name?" "Marvelous!" "Okaaayyyy, but we really must get started... this really won't take long we just need to get these forms filled out before we can start" "Marvelous. That's my name" "What's your name?" "Marvelous" "What?!" "Marvelous!" "Yes this is all marvelous, but what is your name?" "Marvelous! That's my name!" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "THAT!" "ohhhh... I see. My apologies, I misunderstood. I've got it now... That Nakamba" "No that's not my name" "But you just said your name was that" "No I didn't, I said Marvelous" "Yes everyone is Marvelous. Thank you, but what is your name then?" "Marvelous" "It's not **** marvelous actually, it's really quite irritating. WHAT'S YOUR **** NAME?!" Long an drawn out for just the one laugh haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerner's Driver Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: #StevoITK Reason the medical is taking so long is some communication issues. "So I'll just need your name" "Marvelous" "Yes it is really isn't it... so your name?" "Marvelous" "Quite. I'm so happy you're pleased to be here. Now what is your name?" "Marvelous!" "Okaaayyyy, but we really must get started... this really won't take long we just need to get these forms filled out before we can start" "Marvelous. That's my name" "What's your name?" "Marvelous" "What?!" "Marvelous!" "Yes this is all marvelous, but what is your name?" "Marvelous! That's my name!" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "THAT!" "ohhhh... I see. My apologies, I misunderstood. I've got it now... That Nakamba" "No that's not my name" "But you just said your name was that" "No I didn't, I said Marvelous" "Yes everyone is Marvelous. Thank you, but what is your name then?" "Marvelous" "It's not **** marvelous actually, it's really quite irritating. WHAT'S YOUR **** NAME?!" Sounds similar to the one about the bloke who goes in the Chinese takeaway a bit tipsy as he talks about finally leaving his girlfriend, before placing his order. The woman behind the counter says: "Ahh ok. You wo rye wi tha? And so it continues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozvillafan Posted July 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2019 24 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Perhaps I should dig out my old "Who's at left back?" post, see how many 90s players people can remember. Wright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, ozvillafan said: Wright? That's how it started, yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Killeen30 said: Long an drawn out for just the one laugh haha! Worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Booked in for another medical today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, bobzy said: Booked in for another medical today? Another 4 today, and the last 2 tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, jacketspuds said: Another 4 today, and the last 2 tomorrow. *insert I don’t believe you gif* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 31, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2019 If this guy doesn't sign, after the amount of stories and rumour that surrounded him, he'll go down in history as an almost mythical Villa meme. A kind of modern day Villa-related Snuffleupagus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 minute ago, guyavfc said: Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. All 12 medicals? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Villa Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 minute ago, guyavfc said: Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. I thought that twitter post was someone taking the pi$$...seeing as this is the longest medical in football history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, guyavfc said: Twitter rumour is that he failed the medical. Someone is chatting shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted July 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL. Edited July 31, 2019 by alreadyexists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, wilko154 said: All 12 medicals? That’s one sick boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezbid Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL. Damn that's aged badly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villalad21 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I hope he is still ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 31, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wezbid said: 20 minutes ago, alreadyexists said: He’s failed the medical as he’s died of old age on the table. Delay in signature is the club trying to check the rule book to see if a ghost can play in the PL. Damn that's aged badly! I dunno. It's actually a true story now. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romavillan Posted July 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2019 Imagine if we don't sign him now because of a medical problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made In Aston Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, jacketspuds said: Another 4 today, and the last 2 tomorrow. This wouldn't have happen on avtransfers1's watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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