Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: The home team have got Alfred Molina Bearded Seinfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Well at least Norway are being a bit upbeat. Probably because they have Alan Hutton. And a nice blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 The **** Norway, that 3rd "singer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 goth-metal kermit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 United Kingdom...Boyzone -esque. No thanks. Doomed to nil pwan again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongKongVillan Posted May 18, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 Fire starter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Iceland should win for trying to be Nine Inch Depech Manson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 Something broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Estonia. Milan baros is actually a good singer then. No clunge to report though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daweii Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Iceland had the best song of the night for me. I mean sure it helps that like @rjw63 said they were little bits of bands I like, but I like when countries take a shot in the dark with something different. Every other song just sounds like really average mainstream pop, it all sounds the same after 26 performances. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Belarus. Sounds like Aguilera but doesn't look as hot. Song is meh. Nice boots though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 Impressive acrobatics from the dancers *ghey* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Azerbaijan...Serj Tankian has defected. It's OK, nothing more. Another totty-free entrant, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Saw the tresses, thought clunge was incoming. You let me down big time, France. Awful song to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 France, odd as ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Italy. How the **** has this been streamed 50 million times. Awful. And no totty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongKongVillan Posted May 18, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 Disappointing on totty count tonight. Best 2 being the 2 female presenters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 18, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2019 TOTTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Serbia. Oh dear OK she's female but nowhere near totty enough to save yet another depression tune. Get me a stool and a length of rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Switzerland. Graham Norton said this was good. It is if you like Bruno Mars. I can't stand the little word removed. Rubbish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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