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4 minutes ago, Dante_Lockhart said:

Bassically, you're old and boring. >_>

Ignoring your pun, you're right, but I also reserve my right to call you lot a bunch of boring, unoriginal boobs that can't think of something new to base your puns on!

Maybe I should try to get a few out of the way now?

Plaice > Place

Cod > God/ Could

Hallibut > 'Hell of it'

Whale > While/ Wail

Batter > Better

Reel > Real

Krill > Kill

Herring > Hearing

Pollocks > B*llocks

Carp > Crap

Sole > Soul / Sole

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14 minutes ago, LondonLax said:

The fish puns are the highlight of the transfer window for me. It’s basically the main reason I hang around this plaice. 

Not surprising coming from someone named LondonLax

(Lax is Swedish for salmon)

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Just now, Paddywhack said:

Can you stop moaning about the fish puns please, you're blocking up this thread.

I remember days when VillaTalk used to have original material. Scuba Steve and the Honeytrap thread, that mental thread with that poster from a cult in America, the James Milner 'Chuck Norris' joke thread, the guy in Off Topic that admitted to screwing his aunty.... even the Hall of Fame thread about me being pranked by a baggies fan saying my Season Ticket had been cancelled!

These are the threads I live for! Not fricking recycled fish puns that have been used a million times since Villatalk was created!!!! :rant:

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13 minutes ago, Rob182 said:

Ignoring your pun, you're right, but I also reserve my right to call you lot a bunch of boring, unoriginal boobs that can't think of something new to base your puns on!

Maybe I should try to get a few out of the way now?

Plaice > Place

Cod > God/ Could

Hallibut > 'Hell of it'

Whale > While/ Wail

Batter > Better

Reel > Real

Krill > Kill

Herring > Hearing

Pollocks > B*llocks

Carp > Crap

Sole > Soul / Sole

You missed Stickleback > Nickleback

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21 minutes ago, Rob182 said:

Ignoring your pun, you're right, but I also reserve my right to call you lot a bunch of boring, unoriginal boobs that can't think of something new to base your puns on!

Maybe I should try to get a few out of the way now?

Plaice > Place

Cod > God/ Could

Hallibut > 'Hell of it'

Whale > While/ Wail

Batter > Better

Reel > Real

Krill > Kill

Herring > Hearing

Pollocks > B*llocks

Carp > Crap

Sole > Soul / Sole

Please, you don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

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I mean. It's not hard to think of another thing to base our puns on, is it?!

Here's me using 1 brain cell to try... "Fish puns.... how about a different type of animal...... land based animal puns"

There you go! Not bloody hard is it?!

I'll start.

Hopefully we have an otter accepted for Mings this week.

Ta daar.

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1 minute ago, Rob182 said:

I mean. It's not hard to think of another thing to base our puns on, is it?!

Here's me using 1 brain cell to try... "Fish puns.... how about a different type of animal...... land based animal puns"

There you go! Not bloody hard is it?!

I'll start.

Hopefully we have an otter accepted for Mings this week.

Ta daar.

Steady tiger

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