Paddywhack Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: @Paddywhack did a poo in the sea after I dared him, and I watched it fall to the sea bed floor. The movement of the poop was weird. It kinda zig-zagged it's way down, which was nice to watch. He's lying, that didn't happen. I did a poo, under the sea, right @Seat68? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: The movement of the poop was weird. It kinda zig-zagged it's way down, which was nice to watch. And then it fell out of my anus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: And then it fell out of my anus. I'm gonna report your for posting for (COMEDY) effect soon. @bickster - 6monthbanhammerzplz Edited December 10, 2018 by lapal_fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 07/12/2018 at 19:40, ferguson1 said: Lesson learned - never read villatalk whilst eating! My naan kebab just doesn't taste right now. Is there sweetcorn in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Chindie said: A comment elsewhere reminded me of this. My dad worked his entire career with Birmingham Council Housing Department. He worked, particularly when I was younger, on the out of hours service. He was a carpenter and joiner, which basically meant he became the door guy when he did out of hours jobs. Tenants locked out, doors broken, that kinda thing. I always remember a couple of stories he told us about. My Dad's first job was working at a joiners who had the city council contract to fit new doors and put the fences on the new council homes in Kingstanding. Would have been around 69-74 at a guess before he joined WMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 10, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Xela said: My Dad's first job was working at a joiners who had the city council contract to fit new doors and put the fences on the new council homes in Kingstanding. Would have been around 69-74 at a guess before he joined WMP. My dad started straight out of his apprenticeship (as apprentice of the year as he was quite proud of. Still have the certificate framed upstairs) so chances are there was an overlap there. He worked out of the College Road depot for many years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Xela said: Is there sweetcorn in it? No sweetcorn in the Naan Kebab mate, but the texture of it in my mouth whilst reading this particular thread was not pleasant. Can you be mentally raped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Granted that is all pretty disgusting, but so is this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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