ThunderPower_14 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 5 hours ago, VILLAMARV said: Yes. Not only do we fart in front of each other but me and MrsVM have got into this thing where after farting we'll tell the other one that we have just farted (even though it is loud and obvious). I have been known to text her from/at work if she misses out on a good one. Oh this is brilliant, i'm stealing this! At the moment we'll do the loudest and longest farts possible and then blame our 1yo daughter, even when she's in a different room etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 It should probably be noted that the USA currently has a President Fart too if slang is anything to go by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 I also remember a few years back when I was house sharing, the girl I shared the house with bought a new sofa (For far too much money imo but we'll not open that 'how much for a sofa?!?' debate up again) and banned eating/drinking/smoking etc on her sofa. She also despised farting. Looking her straight in the eyes when I would let one rip into her new cushions was the least I could do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 My christmas ones have started early this year. Warm and spicy with a hint of egg. Reminding me of my dads from Christmas ‘96. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: My christmas ones have started early this year. Warm and spicy with a hint of egg. Reminding me of my dads from Christmas ‘96. Good vintage? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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