Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted November 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2018 I hate women doing it. Massive turn off for me. True story here, but one drunken night Mrs Ruge was rimming me, and I accidentally let one out. It never got spoken about the following morning. 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 30, 2018 Moderator Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I hate women doing it. Massive turn off for me. True story here, but one drunken night Mrs Ruge was rimming me, and I accidentally let one out. It never got spoken about the following morning. A grimjob? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I hate women doing it. Massive turn off for me. True story here, but one drunken night Mrs Ruge was rimming me, and I accidentally let one out. It never got spoken about the following morning. That’s rich. How does your wife feel about pumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I hate women doing it. Massive turn off for me. True story here, but one drunken night Mrs Ruge was rimming me, and I accidentally let one out. It never got spoken about the following morning. Welcome back Ruge! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 (edited) Running out of Likes due to this thread I’ve always been quite the farter, and I’ve always found it hilarious. My thinking is thus: The human body is such a complex system made up of a plethora () of organs working together in harmony. If we didn’t release build ups of gas, we would die. It’s a serious and necessary bodily function, but all those hilarious sounds you can make... Nature has quite the sense of humour. Edited December 1, 2018 by Ginko 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 2, 2018 Author Share Posted December 2, 2018 I farted at work today and blamed a customer to her face 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 2, 2018 Author Share Posted December 2, 2018 On 26/11/2018 at 14:52, Paddywhack said: they stank how it tasted. gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 I hate smelling other people’s, but love the smell of mine, especially when they are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) Men should fart, and women should squirt. Great combination that. That’s an ideal world right there. Edited December 2, 2018 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Men should fart, and women should squirt. Great combination that. That’s an ideal world right there. Presumably not from their arses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: Presumably not from their arses? I ain’t that fussed to be fair 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I ain’t that fussed to be fair Chocolate fountain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted December 3, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2018 Thought I’d venture into ‘Off Topic’ for the first time in a while for a browse. Absolutely laughing my tits off at this thread. Superb. I suffer with smelly farts, probably due to poor diet! My wife does the loudest farts ever. The first time she did one in front of me she was asleep, and it was a right ripper. I laughed! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 On 30/11/2018 at 22:05, Paddywhack said: That’s rich. How does your wife feel about pumps? She falls out with me if I do them in bed, and they are really bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted December 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 03/12/2018 at 08:19, Rugeley Villa said: She falls out with me if I do them in bed, and they are really bad. Christ, they must be powerful.. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Christ, they must be powerful.. Good one that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2018 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/darts/2018/11/17/magic-darts-replaced-fragrant-farts-players-accuse-breaking/ Two darts players were involved in a bizarre, light-hearted post-match dispute on Friday night... over who had broken wind on stage. Wesley Harms claims his struggles during the 10-2 defeat to Gary Anderson in the Grand Slam of Darts was because of a "fragrant smell" lingering around the oche. Anderson denied he was the source of the stink, instead pointing the finger at his opponent who "started to play better" after the smell came about. Harms told Dutch TV station RTL7L: "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose." Gary Anderson denying farting on stage is probs the best post-match interview you’ll ever see. pic.twitter.com/4cufh2rGK1 — Nozza_ (@Nozza_) November 17, 2018 Anderson replied: "If the boy thinks I've farted he's 1010 per cent wrong. I swear on my children's lives that it was not my fault. "I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I'm not going to lie about farting on stage. "Every time I walked past there was a waft of rotten eggs so that's why I was thinking it was him. "It was bad. It was a stink, then he started to play better and I thought he must have needed to get some wind out. "If somebody has done that they need to see a doctor. Seemingly he says it was me but I would admit it." World No 4 Anderson faces Michael Unterbuchner in the quarter-finals of the competition, which finishes in Wolvehampton on Sunday night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 5, 2018 Moderator Share Posted December 5, 2018 It looks like we're the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 On 26/11/2018 at 19:53, Stevo985 said: I've been with my girlfriend for over 5 years. Neither of us have ever openly farted in front of the other one. Is that weird? Yes. Not only do we fart in front of each other but me and MrsVM have got into this thing where after farting we'll tell the other one that we have just farted (even though it is loud and obvious). I have been known to text her from/at work if she misses out on a good one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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