Popular Post lapal_fan Posted August 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2018 God, ent the Championship great? A game every day, finding shitty streams of people who don't know how to operate a phone or a casting device, so we see a shaky phone held vertically pointing at a tv half way across the room, while the family who sound as thick as pig shit are audibly yelling and swearing at the latest scapegoat. Your patience, getting slimmer and slimmer until you shout "SHUT THE **** UP YOU THICK WANKS!", then realise you're in the living room, the 3 year old is crying and your wife is looking at you disgustedly. Then because the stream was that bad you check up on VT and think "why did I bother? We're obviously the worst team in the world and I'll never live to see another 3 points". So you plan to tape the highlights on Channel 5 later that night because you're a tight bugger who refuses to buy sky and your Modro only works if we're on Sky sports. But then at 10pm when you settle into your sofa, huge gut hanging out and resting on your thighs, your pants barely visible through your net curtains you have because you live on a shitty main road on Erdington High Street.. God you just hate the Polish, don't ya? So you flick eagerly to the "recorded shows" part of your 15 year old Virgin box and to your horror there is no Championship, League 1 or League 2 highlights package...! So you flick furiously through the guide, pressing the wrong combination of buttons and ending up on the kids tv channel selection because **** me, your hands are fat. Eventually you hit the "search" function, misspell Championship 4 times and there it is... a channel called Quest.. "What the **** is "QUEST??" you mutter, before clicking series link. You're understandably upset by this. You managed to watch 67 mins of that shitty stream before the yokles did your head in enough to think "**** this, **** you". You had it all planned... **** Quest.. You hope to watch it on catch up.. "sorry, this programme is not available for catch up"... "fuuuuuuuuuu" you grumble. So in your defeat you flick over the Babestation and hope to see a tit or two before nigh nigh's. Sleep well, tired prince.. sleep well. *lights up, rapturous applause* 6 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted August 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: God, ent the Championship great? A game every day, finding shitty streams of people who don't know how to operate a phone or a casting device, so we see a shaky phone held vertically pointing at a tv half way across the room, while the family who sound as thick as pig shit are audibly yelling and swearing at the latest scapegoat. Your patience, getting slimmer and slimmer until you shout "SHUT THE **** UP YOU THICK WANKS!", then realise you're in the living room, the 3 year old is crying and your wife is looking at you disgustedly. Then because the stream was that bad you check up on VT and think "why did I bother? We're obviously the worst team in the world and I'll never live to see another 3 points". So you plan to tape the highlights on Channel 5 later that night because you're a tight bugger who refuses to buy sky and your Modro only works if we're on Sky sports. But then at 10pm when you settle into your sofa, huge gut hanging out and resting on your thighs, your pants barely visible through your net curtains you have because you live on a shitty main road on Erdington High Street.. God you just hate the Polish, don't ya? So you flick eagerly to the "recorded shows" part of your 15 year old Virgin box and to your horror there is no Championship, League 1 or League 2 highlights package...! So you flick furiously through the guide, pressing the wrong combination of buttons and ending up on the kids tv channel selection because **** me, your hands are fat. Eventually you hit the "search" function, misspell Championship 4 times and there it is... a channel called Quest.. "What the **** is "QUEST??" you mutter, before clicking series link. You're understandably upset by this. You managed to watch 67 mins of that shitty stream before the yokles did your head in enough to think "**** this, **** you". You had it all planned... **** Quest.. You hope to watch it on catch up.. "sorry, this programme is not available for catch up"... "fuuuuuuuuuu" you grumble. So in your defeat you flick over the Babestation and hope to see a tit or two before nigh nigh's. Sleep well, tired prince.. sleep well. *lights up, rapturous applause* I back McGinn to get his first goal too. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: I back McGinn to get his first goal too. That started off as message in my head which was like "BRILLIANT!" guy in the fast show. Then it just turned into some film noir Weird innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2018 You ought to do more previews of games Lapal! I feel i know this Reading lot inside out now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 19 minutes ago, Nigel said: You ought to do more previews of games Lapal! I feel i know this Reading lot inside out now! BACUNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: BACUNA Actually forgot he was playing for them! Be good to welcome him back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 59 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I back McGinn to get his first goal too. I back all our new signings to get their first goals. Including Moreira and Nyland. Reading are shite. **** 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nigel said: Actually forgot he was playing for them! Be good to welcome him back! ON LOAN!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midian Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I actually think we will hammer these 4 or 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Spider formation. Win 4-2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czechlad Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I'd rest some people. This would be the 3rd match in 7 days. Adomah clearly needs a rest. I'd also rest either Grealish or McGinn. It's a long season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakotaDakota Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, Czechlad said: I'd rest some people. This would be the 3rd match in 7 days. Adomah clearly needs a rest. I'd also rest either Grealish or McGinn. It's a long season. Saturday - Saturday is 8 days, Not 7. Anyway Reading are shite, 3-1 win coming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2018 Tempted to head over for this as I’ve got the day free. Slightly worried about a deflated performance though. Last time I saw Villa play reading, Villa lost 3-1 and last time I managed to get to a game was the QPR debacle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa89 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) I think we'll win this but I hope we can sustain good form and performances and not just grind out a win with a shite performance. If we are to get automatic promotion we need to get to the top of the table quickly and stay there. We also need to have better home form, we should be winning the vast majority of our home games, Not drawing. Edited August 23, 2018 by villa89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchmefoot Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Going to this with my wife and two daughters for the first time. Hoping for a comfortable win so I don't embarrass them all with my inevitable swearing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornso Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Let's see if Bruce learns from his admitted mistakes from last season and rotates the squad for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I'm not taking nothing for granted esp as we lost to QPR last year at home who were pants. Don't get too cocky people they are shit but we havent been great this year yet. Time to start playing bruce we have dropped 4 points in the last two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 we have had two draws where we could have wins, we have to win this. After this fixtures begin to creep up in difficulty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2018 Remarkably, all 4 of our league matches so far this season have been 1-1 at half time. So I'll go 1-1 half time Next up for Jimmy Danger (23) in the goal stakes is Andy Weimann on 24 with Darren Bent & Alan McInally on 25. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carewjust4u Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Tempted to head over for this as I’ve got the day free. Slightly worried about a deflated performance though. Last time I saw Villa play reading, Villa lost 3-1 and last time I managed to get to a game was the QPR debacle. you and me both brother, that QPR game hit me especially hard as i also went the week before to see them struggle against sunderland ffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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