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Demitri_C

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So as we battered the unwashed yet again and to keep up with the good vibe around Villatalk put your best caption here

 

 

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Terry: Come on Ndoye you know the words everybody do the samba!!

Gallagher: you are doing it wrong you oaf let me show you!

 

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                                             Keep calm 

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1 hour ago, Demitri_C said:

 

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Yet more VAR controversy - this time at Villa Park - as John Terry and Cheikh N'Doye are confused over the referee's call for "use of VAR" and break into a Very Aggressive Rumba.

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6 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

So as we battered the unwashed yet again and to keep up with the good vibe around Villatalk put your best caption here

 

 

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Birmingham City are a shit club with orcs for fans and clowns for players. Considering this is the Second City, to have that club in it is a total embarassment to its people and even the populace of Winson Green. The fact that anyone would support those backwoods Deliverance extras without a gun at the head is baffling to anybody with an IQ measured in double digits. This is an example of the best football they're capable of since Rowett left. Their garbage fans stink out not only the away grounds who must suffer these swine, but the game of football itself. Whilst Wolves and Villa get quality Chinese owners. they get a Hong Kong crimper who ends up in the clink who sells on to the owners of 'Fanny's Kitchen' takeaway in Castle Vale. Their presence is offensive not only in the game but on this vast, awe-inspiring planet within this magnificent cosmos. Their existence is surely proof there is no God, for no God making man in his own image could produce such freakishly ugly, intellectually insolvent malignant polyps. Their fans spend the series of meaningless events they call their lives singing 'Keep Right On to the End of the Road' when anybody with a brain larger than an amoeba would discern the road they're on is a cul-de-sac.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(*crosses fingers hoping to win this competition).

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