lapal_fan Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I nearly got run over by a car once walking to the shop and I shouted "oh **** off" which I was quite pleased with to be honest. what do you think, or what would you like your last words on this stupid idiot planet we call "THE WORLDY EARTH" to be? mine would be something class like "ha, that's a nice balloon" or something because balloons are generally happy arent they? So I must be doing something pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Have you been experimenting with psychoactive drugs of late? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Lapals, pleez stahp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 21, 2017 "Look! Over there! A squirrel!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Will he stop if we ignore him? No, no he won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 I've got plenty more thread ideas coming up over the festive season "if you could eat any pie right now, what would it be fatty?" "what's the best, one huge cough which sounds like a fog horn, or loads of little ones which sound someone pissing around on a couple of piano keys?" "Why is paper?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 21, 2017 Total thread fail. You're asking us to predict how we'll die. You couldn't possibly answer the question unless you knew the circumstances of your own demise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 "I'm so glad I got to see Aston Villa lift the European Cup for the second time, to complete a quadruple of League, FA Cup, League Cup, and Champions League wins. Now I'm ready to die." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 "That was the best BJ I've ever had. Thanks your Majesty." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, dAVe80 said: "That was the best BJ I've ever had. Thanks your Majesty." Prince Charles likes this. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 “if u shoot me u r a loser” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 I'd sing Nessun Dorma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, hogso said: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE." is that from Kenan and Kel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted November 21, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) What about a whole thread titled "Lapal's World". Everyday he gets to ask us a couple of daft questions. It's one thread. All of his thoughts, questions and musings. Securely contained. Thus not making anyone wanting to headbutt a bear trap to make it stop. I think of it akin to something like building that giant dome/case thing over Chernobyl. We aren't getting rid of it, it stays where it is, but no one else has to get hurt. Edited November 21, 2017 by Ingram85 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Ingram85 said: What about a whole thread titled "Lapal's World". Everyday he gets to ask us a couple of daft questions. It's one thread. All of his thoughts, questions and musings. Securely contained. Thus not making anyone wanting to headbutt a bear trap to make it stop. I think of it akin to something like building that giant dome/case thing over Chernobyl. We aren't getting rid of it, it stays where it is, but no one else has to get hurt. that's a shit thing to say if ur gonna die you silly monkey. Edited November 21, 2017 by lapal_fan changed it from idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 "My one dying wish - get your phone, and record me on camera. Then post the moment of my death to /r/WPD. At least 10k upvotes I bet, I'll live on in internet infamy...forever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 21, 2017 ""If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.....what, I thought it was you that was about to die. Oh, Feck!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted November 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2017 This is easy. 'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast' Although clearly I wouldn't. Oh the irony..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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