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Revealed: The most tragic hometown club in the country, as voted by you

28,000 of you voted for what you think is the best worst club in the UK

1. Yates on the Isle of Wight (2,107 votes)

2. Tramps in Worcester (1,745 votes)

3. Acapulco in Halifax (1,347 votes)

4. Club International in Falmouth (1,245 votes)

5. Bedrocks in Berwick-upon-Tweed (1,170 votes)

6. VODKA in Winchester (883 votes)

7. Kasbah in Coventry (858 votes)

8. Vibe in Peterlee (774 votes)

9. Casino in Guildford (762 votes)

10. MooMoo Clubrooms in Cheltenham (760 votes)

11. The Buttermarket in Shrewsbury (758 votes)

12. Sin & Bushwackers in Worcester (732 votes)

13. Batchwood in St Albans (570 votes)

14. Corporation in Sheffield (560 votes)

15. Winkers in Chalfont St Peter (556 votes)

16. Emma’s in Gosport (545 votes)

17. Camel Club in Huddersfield (510 votes)

18. Establishment in Widnes (483 votes)

19. Rosies in Chester (466 votes)

20. Hustle in Lancaster (461 votes)

21. Cuba in Plymouth (438 votes)

22. Roof in Bridgend (437 votes)

23. Smack in Leamington Spa (426 votes)

24. Illusions in Sunderland (414 votes)

25. Couture in Stafford (411 votes)

26. Pryzm in Kingston (399 votes)

27. Pryzm in Watford (371 votes)

28. Flex in Bury St Edmunds (370 votes)

29. Club Cookies in Dunstable (360 votes)

30. Cameo in Eastbourne (322 votes)

31. Oceana in Southampton (321 votes)

32. Viper Rooms in Harrogate (318 votes)

33. Moo Moo in Tunbridge Wells (315 votes)

34. The Kirkhouse in Merthyr Tydfil (314 votes)

35. The Waterfront in Norwich (305 votes)

36. Shellys in Horsham (298 votes)

37. Fever in Aylesbury (279 votes)

38. The Purple Turtle in Reading (264 votes)

39. Dusk in Stirling (261 votes)

40. Club NEO in Yeovil (257 votes)

41. The Quay in Blyth (256 votes)

42. The Diamond Tap in Newbury (251 votes)

43. Tokyo in Huddersfield (250 votes)

44. Fusion in Tunbridge Wells (246 votes)

45. Atik in Windsor (244 votes)

46. SLVR in Croydon (239 votes)

47. Evoque in Preston (238 votes)

47. Thirst in Oxford (238 votes)

49. Music Box in St Ives (233 votes)

50. The Outback on the Isle of Man (216 votes)

 

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The Woo holds its head up high at 2 and 12.

Winkers in Chalfont St Peter :)

Smack in Leamington - Hahahahahaha :D

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Only been to 5 of them...

maybe fortunately seeing as I had some really shit nights in Worcester in my early 20s (fights, general pretentiousness of people, getting ID'd the bouncer seeing Kidderminster and saying "**** off home" etc) I pretty much never go there, been there once in 5 years I think

the missus works there and does it every couple of months, horrible place

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I'd say I'm about the same for tramps, sin then got popular but I went there maybe twice and it was awful, last time I went was on my Christmas do a couple of years back, walked out of bushwhackers after about 10 minutes of being in there, went to velvet lounge which was ok

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Never ever been to Couture here in Stafford. 

The Buttermarket in Shrews in a sideroom in the 80's and 90's I was there every week. It was called the fridge and it was the best indie night I ever went to. Put some exceptional. Bands on too. Most famously the stone roses. 

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7 hours ago, Xann said:

The Woo holds its head up high at 2 and 12.

Nice to see places you (used to) know high up in a list like that.

Not sure how the place in Evesham doesn't make it on to that list (can't remember what it's called).

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I live about 20 yards away from number 36.  I'm famous!  Only been once and it wasn't that bad really, though one of my female mates got spunked on her arm by some loser there.

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2 hours ago, Seat68 said:

Never ever been to Couture here in Stafford. 

The Buttermarket in Shrews in a sideroom in the 80's and 90's I was there every week. It was called the fridge and it was the best indie night I ever went to. Put some exceptional. Bands on too. Most famously the stone roses. 

I was a regular in my late teens  early 20s but it went by a different name back then.

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I did the energy survey on the Yates' on the Isle of Wight :lol: 

My name should be on the displayed energy certificate in that building for the next 6 years.

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1 hour ago, Wainy316 said:

What, no Tamworth?

Kuda represent

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Number 4 is a fanny book, or used to be when I were a lad.

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6 hours ago, Seat68 said:

Never ever been to Couture here in Stafford. 

The Buttermarket in Shrews in a sideroom in the 80's and 90's I was there every week. It was called the fridge and it was the best indie night I ever went to. Put some exceptional. Bands on too. Most famously the stone roses. 

Those are the only two I've been to from that list. Neither are great but I've certainly been to worse in my time.

Bit surprised there was no Wolverhampton club included.

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I only ever went clubbing during a two -three year period. It seems I managed to hit 3 of the top 12 crap ones in the country. Probably didn't help them. Tramps was always shite. 

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6 hours ago, snowychap said:

Not sure how the place in Evesham doesn't make it on to that list (can't remember what it's called).

Marilyn's! Good Lord. Never went. Got mashed within earshot a couple of times.

The alternative spot was The Mutant Club above what's now the Old Swanne.

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Picture gallery: Tramps, Images, Torch, Hideaway, Annabelles, Drewids and Bamboo nightclubs

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16 minutes ago, Xann said:

Marilyn's! Good Lord. Never went. Got mashed within earshot a couple of times.

The alternative spot was The Mutant Club above what's now the Old Swanne.

I went there twice. It was interesting, certainly. It appeared only slightly less inbred than a place I once went to in Ipswich or a Henley pub during the regatta.

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Evesham Journal

Picture gallery: Tramps, Images, Torch, Hideaway, Annabelles, Drewids and Bamboo nightclubs

Plenty of memories in there. Images/Images on Glass especially. No mention of Zig Zag's prior incarnation as Picasso's, though - Thursday (indie/student) nights at the very end of the 80s were top nights.

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12 minutes ago, snowychap said:

Plenty of memories in there. Images/Images on Glass especially. No mention of Zig Zag's prior incarnation as Picasso's, though - Thursday (indie/student) nights at the very end of the 80s were top nights.

Was it not Zig Zags upstairs and Picasso's downstairs? Athough it was about 97/98 I'm talking i guess, I know I was at school when I went and think it shut down not long after that. I was meant to being going to Nicky Blackmarket but it wasn't on so we went to the rock night downstairs.

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12 minutes ago, AlwaysAVFC said:

Was it not Zig Zags upstairs and Picasso's downstairs? Athough it was about 97/98 I'm talking i guess, I know I was at school when I went and think it shut down not long after that. I was meant to being going to Nicky Blackmarket but it wasn't on so we went to the rock night downstairs.

I don't think so when I was going (88-90) but it may have been as I wasn't taking much notice of the sign above the door (it was just what we referred to it as). I think Zig Zags closed when it got torched in the mid 2000s.

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