rjw63 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, JamesBCFC said: Dean Windass heh, Windass' brother and his wife are mates with my sister and brother in law, they go on holidays together. The brother has been known to drop the "do you know who my brother is?" line out on a few occasions, so obviously being a nob runs in the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 hours ago, JamesBCFC said: Dean Windass Most amusing name in football though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 4, 2016 Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2016 21 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Most amusing name in football though. Not even close.... Mark De Man Bernt Haas Uwe Fuchs Rod Fanni Stefan Kuntz Brian Pinas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 5, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 10/4/2016 at 06:42, TrentVilla said: Not even close.... Mark De Man Bernt Haas Uwe Fuchs Rod Fanni Stefan Kuntz Brian Pinas Ahem....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Sol Campbell. And no Sol, its not because you're black, its because you're a tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 19 minutes ago, av1 said: Sol Campbell. And no Sol, its not because you're black, its because you're a tosser. Since football yes.. But as a player he was class 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Danny Shittu is up there in the worst names list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 2 hours ago, mikeyp102 said: Since football yes.. But as a player he was class I might be wrong here but never had a transfer fee? Sure he just honoured his contract and then left, I can't remember too much about it and obviously the only fans that really talk about are spurs fans but did he really do the dirty on them or just run his contract don and join the better team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 All the Spurs people thought he was going abroad....I think that's what he told them and he confirmed he was about to sign for Barcelona before Arsenal came in last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 5, 2016 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 hours ago, mikeyp102 said: Since football yes.. But as a player he was class Its not about their abiity, its about their prickitlity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Its not about their abiity, its about their prickitlity. As yes I know. But even as a player he didn't come across that much as a prick. But like Scholes seems to have got worse now playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I always think of this when Sol Campbell is discussed THEO WALCOTT'S WORLD CUP DIARY Posted by: Saint Sebastian Date: July 05, 2006 12:41PM What I did on my summer holiday By Master Theo Walcott I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time. On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore. Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop. In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my granddad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago. While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs. I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it. All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday. The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though. Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me. All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody's spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 8, 2016 Author Share Posted October 8, 2016 Daniel Sturridge Always comes across as a word removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 That Walcott story has sent my eyes **** crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 On 10/5/2016 at 22:55, mikeyp102 said: I always think of this when Sol Campbell is discussed THEO WALCOTT'S WORLD CUP DIARY Posted by: Saint Sebastian Date: July 05, 2006 12:41PM What I did on my summer holiday By Master Theo Walcott I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time. On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore. Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop. In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my granddad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago. While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs. I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it. All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday. The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though. Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me. All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody's spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think. That is fuc**ng hilarious. How have I only just seen this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Ashley Young, forgot he even existed to be honest. Still doing his ridiculous leaping dive. If you are going to dive, you know what... just fall over, go for it. Twist your body and go over. Why does he persist with the most comical over reaction possible? Who taught him this? How did it develop? Why hasn't he realised he looks like a moron? Does he think it looks realistic? Contact and a trip doesn't propel you forward 6 feet, it doesn't make your knees tuck into your body. It doesn't make your feet get 4 ft off the ground. The most cringey thing you can ever see on a football pitch. Tosser. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 He's probably the best player that I didn't care we sold, for that reason. He's undoubtedly a talented footballer, but I always just felt a little bit dirty when we gained an advantage by him cheating. I always felt embarassed having him in the team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Agreed. A good player who's legacy won't be being an outstanding young player in a Villa side, it won't be being a League and FA Cup winner with Man U, it won't be being an England International, it'll be as a diver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Ashley Young was absolutely quality and among the very best players we have had in the Premier League years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 (edited) On 26/09/2016 at 19:11, VillaChris said: Is Stephen Hunt still playing at some level? Hated him in his Reading days....not so much for the Cech challenge but he was always kicking people around the pitch yet people praised him because he ran around a lot. Michael Brown is another one from that time...little talent yet produced some awful challenges on players. To me they may as well be the same person, though I hated Brown more I think. He literally just kicked people for a living. I don't know if he's been mentioned yet but I'd like to set Paul Robinson on fire. And who was the other word removed of a full back who used to play for the shit back in the day? Probably Brucey's days. Bald ****. Edited January 7, 2017 by dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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