Rugeley Villa Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 The yanks get the blame for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 9 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: The yanks get the blame for everything. Yank Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 If you find you are choking on an ice cube quickly pour a cup of boiling water into your throat, it will clear the blockage right out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2016 This thread is great medicine to the burger thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted September 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2016 I used to really struggle when I was crayoning to keep all the crayons out of the box, but close to together. To get over the roll-y crayon problem, when colouring in my colouring book, I lie on my back with my pants down and shove them up my arse. Now all of my crayons are quickly accessible, and I don't have the problem of roll-y crayons. Now look at me! (went a bit out of the lines, but that's okay because I like to be myself) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Save money by only putting the batteries into your clock when you need to know the time. (possibly copyright Viz top tips) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Straggler said: Save money by only putting the batteries into your clock when you need to know the time. Works brilliantly if you've got one of those radio controlled clocks. Though to be honest, "save money by asking someone else what time it is" is probably even more cost-effective, and I'm not on the wind up, but "save money on batteries buy using a clockwork clock is also more financially prudent". No more second hand gags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I used to worry about getting old. But since I killed myself I don't have that problem anymore, forever young! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 19, 2016 Me too. It used to be of grave concern, but you're dead right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 If like me you worry about the rising cost of fertilizer, then just defecate on your garden. Yes, it'll raise a few eye brows, but you'll be saving yourself $536/tonne.. now look who's laughing Judith and Ray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I got to use and pass off as my own, one of my favourite Viz Top Tips the other day. Save time washing and ironing your own clothes, by giving them to a charity shop, who will wash and iron them, and you can buy them back for pennies the next day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 hours ago, dAVe80 said: I got to use and pass off as my own, one of my favourite Viz Top Tips the other day. Save time washing and ironing your own clothes, by giving them to a charity shop, who will wash and iron them, and you can buy them back for pennies the next day. My favourite: Birdwatchers - save money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the thing you want to look at (or something like that) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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