omariqy Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Had my first halal Big Mac a year ago and it was so disappointing. Now I've got used to going to these proper burger places, it pales in comparison. Talking of which, I went to a place called Burger Stack near where I live in Windsor. The idea is you 'stack' up your burger how you like. I had grilled chicken, beef patty, turkey bacon, avocado, grilled onions, gherkins and halloumi in a brioche bun with Cajun fries. Unreal isn't the word and I'm not even a burger guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 As nice as that sounds, it's a sandwich not a burger to me. If it isn't about the actual patty or if it gets drowned out, or if the whole thing wobbles when standing and has to be separated to eat then it's not a burger to me. Yes, I take these things seriously Dont even get me started on these sub humanoid heathens who insist on putting tomato slices on a burger thus rendering it a soggy mess. Just no. I need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 The town where I live no longer has Burger King or McDonald's, that's how middle class it is. If I want a fast food burger I have to get a Zinger Tower from KFC or go to the chippy. I do like a good chicken burger from time to time. My favourite chicken burgers were in Oporto in Australia, they opened a branch at Victoria station over here but I don't think it caught on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Lettuce on a burger , WTF is wrong with you people Bun , Burger , Cheese , Bacon , Another Burger , BBQ Sauce , Bun anything else doesn't belong in a burger , unless it's a fried egg that is permissible on special occasions 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: BBQ Sauce 7 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: WTF is wrong with you people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 24 minutes ago, blandy said: tbf I wanted to write Ketchup but following my previous rant against Tomato's in another thread didn't want to have to get bogged down in the technicalities as to why Tomato's taste like Satan's armpit but Ketchup is OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrusr Posted September 9, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2016 Meat and cheese. That is all that is required. Hence why the Bacon Double Cheese XL is probably the best fast food burger out there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted September 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2016 Now, don't get me wrong, I like a good burger, I really do - you know the whole good quality meat, brioche bun and all manner of sauces and what have you - but - every now and then, I like a cheap bit of meat on a cheap roll with nothing more than a load of salt. It's the burger equivalent of sex against a skip, you can't believe you've stooped so low, but you kinda like it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2016 52 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: every now and then, I like a cheap bit of meat on a cheap roll with nothing more than a load of salt. It's the burger equivalent of sex against a skip, you can't believe you've stooped so low, What you're basically saying is "sometimes I drink a bit too much beer" aren't you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted September 9, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2016 Hic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 23 minutes ago, blandy said: What you're basically saying is "sometimes I drink a bit too much beer" aren't you. notice how he didn't say it was his round though .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 On way to Cancun Airport, was gonna have bubber gump's shrimp but after reading this thread I'm going to TGI's for the biggest dirtiest burger on the menu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Kingman said: On way to Cancun Airport, was gonna have bubber gump's shrimp but after reading this thread I'm going to TGI's for the biggest dirtiest burger on the menu that will be the Warrior burger bit meh if I'm honest , probably down to the chef rather than the burger edit - and yes you can order it without the onion and the tomato Edited September 9, 2016 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Just now, tonyh29 said: that will be the Warrior burger bit meh if I'm honest , probably down to the chef rather than the burger Beautiful... Sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 bacon, cheese done whats wrong with you fools, complicating your burgers with stuff that just isn't needed. althought I did make a mean mighty stacked meat feast burger last time I defrosted my freezer, two 1/4 pound angus burgers, breaded chicken breast fillet, 2 rashers of bacon, fried egg, cheese, 2 onion rings, bbq sauce all on a brioche bun, had to shove a steak knife through it to hold it together as I was eating it...that was a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted September 9, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2016 If you can't take a single bite through all layers, it's too big. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 completely agree moon man but the mean mighty stacked meat feast burger was a special occasion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 hours ago, OutByEaster? said: Now, don't get me wrong, I like a good burger, I really do - you know the whole good quality meat, brioche bun and all manner of sauces and what have you - but - every now and then, I like a cheap bit of meat on a cheap roll with nothing more than a load of salt. It's the burger equivalent of sex against a skip, you can't believe you've stooped so low, but you kinda like it. Sex against a skip . Just dropped my last pizza slice from laughing! Quality line, but damn you OBE for making me do that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, ferguson1 said: Sex against a skip . Just dropped my last pizza slice from laughing! Quality line, but damn you OBE for making me do that!! 4 hours ago, OutByEaster? said: Now, don't get me wrong, I like a good burger, I really do - you know the whole good quality meat, brioche bun and all manner of sauces and what have you - but - every now and then, I like a cheap bit of meat on a cheap roll with nothing more than a load of salt. It's the burger equivalent of sex against a skip, you can't believe you've stooped so low, but you kinda like it. You have just described a marmite, cheese and corned beef sandwich, sometimes you could shove a wonderful lump of steak or a joint of minted lamb in front of me and it wouldn't taste as good as marmite, cheese and corned beef on a sarnie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 9, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, leemond2008 said: You have just described a marmite, cheese and corned beef sandwich, sometimes you could shove a wonderful lump of steak or a joint of minted lamb in front of me and it wouldn't taste as good as marmite, cheese and corned beef on a sarnie Hmmm. I love a corned beef sarnie. And I love the cheese/marmite combo. Never thought about combining them. Must investigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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