magnkarl Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 I heard the soap is extra slippery in Portuguese prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 5, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 5, 2019 Erm there really is no come back from this. Absolutely killed him stone dead. If only he’d looked her up on Wiki or something before tweeting 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 What a day! Villa are currently a goal up and the new leader of UKIP is called Dick Braine. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: What a day! Villa are currently a goal up and the new leader of UKIP is called Dick Braine. You're sure that's not a ceremonial title that comes with the role? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 I believe his brother, Shitfor, is a big deal in the Brexit Party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 12, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2019 erm bit of an own goal from Herr Farago? Quote Nigel Farage attacks Harry and Meghan, jokes about 'overweight' Queen Mother full story in The Grauniad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Solid message. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 Wouldn’t expect anything else from a town so backward and scared they killed a monkey in case it was French. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Wouldn’t expect anything else from a town so backward and scared they killed a monkey in case it was French. Better safe than sorry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Wouldn’t expect anything else from a town so backward and scared they killed a monkey in case it was French. And elected Peter Mandelson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, peterms said: And elected Peter Mandelson. I've heard many stories about Mandy's time in Hartlepool, but one of my favourite stories is almost certainly not true, which is the time he referred to mushy peas as guacamole, when eating fish and chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: I've heard many stories about Mandy's time in Hartlepool, but one of my favourite stories is almost certainly not true, which is the time he referred to mushy peas as guacamole, when eating fish and chips. I'm sure it's untrue, but at the same time communicates a timeless truth about him. Can't really see him in a chippy. Perhaps he's eaten goujons of sole at a reception, but not guacamole with them. And the idea of him getting a takeaway fish and chips and eating it in the street is a bridge too far. It's something one of his drivers might do, and so he might notice it as part of human experience, but as something alien to his way of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrusr Posted September 18, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2019 I;m just going to leave this here... Ukip leader accused of insulting party over conference no-show Quote Richard Braine has pulled out of the conference in Newport after fewer than 450 tickets were sold The leader of Ukip has been accused of a “complete insult” after he decided to boycott his own party conference due to low ticket sales. Richard Braine has pulled out of the conference after fewer than 450 tickets were sold for the two-day event. The party was hoping to attract double the amount of delegates to the event in Newport, south Wales, later this month. In the latest furore to engulf the party infamous for its public spats, the Ukip chair, Kirstan Herriot, wrote to all members stating new leader Braine had attempted to cancel the conference due to a potentially low turnout. In the email sent to all members, Herriot, backed by Ukip’s ruling national executive committee (NEC), said Braine’s stance had been a complete affront to “hard-working” party members. She confirmed the conference would go ahead despite Braine’s no-show. She wrote: “Both I and the NEC believe it is a complete insult to the membership to attempt to cancel conference because of a potentially low turn out. It is also a particular affront to hard-working regional, county and branch officers who have worked hard in encouraging members to attend conference to hear Richard lay out his vision for the future of Ukip. It is therefore a particular shame that he has decided not to do this.” In order to increase delegate numbers, the party said it had now decided to offer some free single-day tickets and those who had paid for their one-day ticket would be offered a refund. Herriot’s email added that Braine was still welcome to take his “rightful place” on the conference stage should he have a “change of heart”. Ukip has suffered a slump in the polls following the rise of the Brexit party, which was founded by Nigel Farage after he quit Ukip over the former leader Gerard Batten’s anti-Islam views and links to the far-right activist Tommy Robinson. Ukip’s ruling NEC blocked Batten from standing again for the leadership, but his ally Braine was elected by the membership instead. In a vote of members with a turnout of about 25%, Braine received 53% of the vote. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 In case anyone missed it, Dick Braine resigned the other day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meregreen Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, snowychap said: In case anyone missed it, Dick Braine resigned the other day. That would make them a Braineless Party then.......I’ll get me coat. Edited November 4, 2019 by meregreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, meregreen said: That would make them a Braineless Party then.......I’ll get me coat. I don't think that will concern them. It's being dickless that I can see causing some consternation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Farage being potted* from his LBC show. One fewer ugly racist on the airwaves. *or rather, not having his contract renewed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dodgyknees Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 My friend told me a funny story about encountering a Brexit party supporter back in December. I'll get him to send it to me as it's classic Brexiteer. I'll post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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