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6 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said:

Didn't Boris write a limerick about the Turkish President shagging a goat recently or something?

 

There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific wankerer.

“Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat, But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

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3 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Military have said they will bring about a new order based on kemalism and secularism.

Good work. VT is ahead of the BBC news here. 

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2 minutes ago, NoelVilla said:

Flightradar is very interesting over Istanbul. I dont know what I am seeing really but a lot of planes still seem to be circulating.

If you were BA or other airline you'd be mad to try and land a plane in Turkey tonight.

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1 minute ago, Genie said:

If you were BA or other airline you'd be mad to try and land a plane in Turkey tonight.

Agreed but there is the issue with fuel. They might not have much choice.

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1 minute ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Erdogan statement coming soon. He phoned the anchor woman on live TV.

Awesome, that's a man very far from being in control. Peasantry would be well advised not to heed any calls from him to rise up, Turkish army is big, hard and no shrinking violet. 

Will be some cracking holiday deals to be had once the airport is open. 

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10 minutes ago, Awol said:

Awesome, that's a man very far from being in control. Peasantry would be well advised not to heed any calls from him to rise up, Turkish army is big, hard and no shrinking violet. 

Will be some cracking holiday deals to be had once the airport is open. 

Looks like Erdogan actually facetimed the tv anchor who held up the phone to the camera to broadcast his message. Pictures of it on twitter.

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1 minute ago, andym said:

Looks like Erdogan actually facetimed the tv anchor who held up the phone to the camera to broadcast his message. Pictures of it on twitter.

P45 for her in the morning. If she's lucky.

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1 minute ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Erdogan on main TV channel via face time.

Unconfirmed reports he is at the airport trying to get a plane to Germany.

I don't believe that though.

Can't see he would be very welcome there, although Germany does apparently have an open door policy for refugees.

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1 minute ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Erdogan on main TV channel via face time.

Unconfirmed reports he is at the airport trying to get a plane to Germany.

I don't believe that though.

Don't mean to sound brutal but they need to get a bullet in him ASAP.

Wouldn't help to have him carping from abroad, although it would be nice to get the €6B he's lifted from the EU & UK back before he departs this earth.  Probably in Zurich, but account numbers would help.  

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5 minutes ago, maqroll said:

Just getting this news now, is Erdogan officially ousted? Jesus, things are getting crazy

world war 3 and America turns up late again

 

(sorry, I'm weak willed and it was there for the taking)

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