Xela Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 (edited) Despite being 37, with a bad back, chronic bowel illness and shit knees, the fact Hulk has just moved for £45m and £320k per week, still gives me hope that I still have a chance at the big time! Edited July 5, 2016 by Xela 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Hulk is one of the worst strikers that I've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Dr_Pangloss said: Hulk is one of the worst strikers that I've ever seen not just strikers, footballers ive ever seen. has a powerful shot and a cool nickname, thats it. I imagine clubs make money on that and only reason he gets signed or has a world class agent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Dr_Pangloss said: Hulk is one of the worst strikers that I've ever seen Don't Make Me Angry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Yep, he didn't make it in Brazil, barely made it in Japan, got his move to big clubs and starts scoring when it's on a plate for him, his scoring record is about 1 in 2, made it to the Brazil team scored I think about 1 in 4 he is the epitome of a flat track bully, hits the ball really **** hard vs poor goal keepers, every now and then one will hit the top corner and be a screamer but other than that he has such limited ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Matt Phillips signed for West Brom for 5.5m. Considering the ridiculous prices around that's potentially a very good deal although he'll fade into obscurity with the Pulisball tactics like McManaman has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 MIchael Keane 15 million bid rejected, Burnley want 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted July 6, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2016 Who the **** is Michael Keane? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 27 minutes ago, VillaChris said: Matt Phillips signed for West Brom for 5.5m. Considering the ridiculous prices around that's potentially a very good deal although he'll fade into obscurity with the Pulisball tactics like McManaman has. Hope he likes playing RB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Hope he likes playing RB. He's not a 6ft 4 centre half so he won't be at right-back. Hope he likes coming off the bench after 80 minutes at 2-0 down is where you were aiming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 surely its coming off the bench after 80 minutes to push the 0-0 victory over the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 4 hours ago, PieFacE said: Who the **** is Michael Keane? He's that player that goes around saying "my name is Michael Keane". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 5 hours ago, PieFacE said: Who the **** is Michael Keane? He's a deeply, deeply average defender who might, just might, be worth 25% of the fee Burnley are asking for there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 5 hours ago, PieFacE said: Who the **** is Michael Keane? He is like a cross between Phil Jagielka and Michael Dawson. Only less talented and more flat footed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 6, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2016 4 hours ago, rodders0223 said: He is like a cross between Phil Jagielka and Michael Dawson. Only less talented and more flat footed. It is not possible, even in the realm of quantum physics, to be more flat footed than Michael Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 18 hours ago, StanBalaban said: He's that player that goes around saying "my name is Michael Keane". Not a lot of people know that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilS Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 (edited) According to the BBC, Mirror Journo David Anderson has tweeted that Bournmouth have had a bid accepted for Jordan Ibe of roughly £15m. Jordan Ibe to Bournmouth? Edit: Transfer fees are going mental, we need to bear this in mind when selling players who we want to keep. Edited July 7, 2016 by NeilS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 part of why IMO £6m for westwood isnt enough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaChris Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Ibe (15m) Tomkins (12m) Townsend (12m) All players not good enough to make the final England euros squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 12m is cheap for Townsend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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