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I can see the wiki in the year 2259 now. 

"WW3 started because some cum monkey thought he was smart enough to use a frickin' football club owner and potential buyers as a tool to compare real world tensions between the two countries at the time, to sell a shitty regional newspaper. 

Then, then President Trump got right annoyed, so the wafty haired mother **** shot at the country with a 9mm from his White House home, by which time he painted it Orange to reflect his own skin texture in 2020 - what a DWAD. 

The the Chinese bloke (no records show his name, but I bet he was a short arse) retaliated by sending a flock of seagulls to shit on the Orange House to return it to it's natural colour.  However, the Chinese bloke and his Colonels didn't take into consideration the acid build up in their turds which burned straight through the wooden structure, revealing Trump, tied up in the Oval Office, gagged, getting his nuts stamped on by 2 blokes called Barry Bignuts and Victor Hairyfairy in some weird sex game, which became a popular pastime, now known as "Trump-nutting".  

Embarassed by this revelation, Trump launched all of his Golden-coloured "Trump Towers" (with staff still inside) directly at Beijing, causing some very nasty reflective blindness to the business district employees, who suffered injuries similar to the survivors of the WW2 atomic bomb strikes. 

WW3 ended, when Danny Dyer was called to gather some "roight-nautee bastards" to go and batter the leaders, which has thankfully led to World peace, the destruction of religion, a widespread acceptance of logical thinking and belief in science, and the word "Slagsssss" being used as a right good compliment. 

 

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3 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

I can see the wiki in the year 2259 now. 

"WW3 started because some cum monkey thought he was smart enough to use a frickin' football club owner and potential buyers as a tool to compare real world tensions between the two countries at the time, to sell a shitty regional newspaper. 

Then, then President Trump got right annoyed, so the wafty haired mother **** shot at the country with a 9mm from his White House home, by which time he painted it Orange to reflect his own skin texture in 2020 - what a DWAD. 

The the Chinese bloke (no records show his name, but I bet he was a short arse) retaliated by sending a flock of seagulls to shit on the Orange House to return it to it's natural colour.  However, the Chinese bloke and his Colonels didn't take into consideration the acid build up in their turds which burned straight through the wooden structure, revealing Trump, tied up in the Oval Office, gagged, getting his nuts stamped on by 2 blokes called Barry Bignuts and Victor Hairyfairy in some weird sex game, which became a popular pastime, now known as "Trump-nutting".  

Embarassed by this revelation, Trump launched all of his Golden-coloured "Trump Towers" (with staff still inside) directly at Beijing, causing some very nasty reflective blindness to the business district employees, who suffered injuries similar to the survivors of the WW2 atomic bomb strikes. 

WW3 ended, when Danny Dyer was called to gather some "roight-nautee bastards" to go and batter the leaders, which has thankfully led to World peace, the destruction of religion, a widespread acceptance of logical thinking and belief in science, and the word "Slagsssss" being used as a right good compliment. 

 

Danny Dyer must have been super old by 2259 ? Sounds plausible though, bloody Nursey!! 

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29 minutes ago, ViewFromT2 said:

"Now incredibly the repercussions of tensions between the two nations has stretched as far as Villa Park".

- Does he actually get paid to write this nonsense?

 

That is bollocks on a truly monumental scale.

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Exclusive: Tony Xia rejects another bid as interest grows in cash-strapped Aston Villa, The latest on the takeover situation at Villa Park

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/exclusive-tony-xia-rejects-another-14856377

And now the mail weigh in (owned by the Mirror in case anyone isn't aware by now) 

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In Wyness’ absence, chief commercial officer Luke Organ, finance director Ian Hopson, lawyer Victoria Wilkes and Xia’s executive assistant, Rongtian He, are running things.

Who? The journalistic quality management here is stunning

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Well at least things are hotting up.

It would be good if one of these old groups tried before when Xia first came in, and have a GENUINE interest in Villa.

Hopefully be keen to show them up by showing how it's done.

This is Aston Villa after all :)

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On 01/07/2018 at 10:24, DaveAV1 said:

I’m not ITK but I heard of an embarrassing moment earlier in the year when Cliff Richards visited Villa Park. 

Ho asked Sir Cliff if he would sing one of his songs which had been a big hit in China. “Which one?”’ asked Sir Cliff. “Tits and Fanny” replied Ho. Cliff looked puzzled. “ You know” said Ho, and sang, “Tits and fanny how we don’t talk anymore”

I’ll get my coat.

heard it a slighty different way.....but its a good un Dave.?

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6 minutes ago, TheEgo said:

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/exclusive-tony-xia-rejects-another-14856377

And now the mail weigh in (owned by the Mirror in case anyone isn't aware by now) 

This has to be complete bullsh*t! What madman would offer Dr T 30 million pounds for a 30% minority non decision making share in AVFC? 

Who would trust Dr T not to use the 30 million to pay off yet to be disclosed and possibly more pressing Recon group debts, still leaving Villa skint without a pot to p*ss in?  What idiot would currently value AVFC at 100 million?

Any buyer with half a brain would insist on at least a controlling 51% share, and anyone with all their faculties intact would want to make sure that the Dr T web of debt, deceit and delusion will be 100% removed from AVFC never to reappear. 

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48 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

I can see the wiki in the year 2259 now. 

"WW3 started because some cum monkey thought he was smart enough to use a frickin' football club owner and potential buyers as a tool to compare real world tensions between the two countries at the time, to sell a shitty regional newspaper. 

Then, then President Trump got right annoyed, so the wafty haired mother **** shot at the country with a 9mm from his White House home, by which time he painted it Orange to reflect his own skin texture in 2020 - what a DWAD. 

The the Chinese bloke (no records show his name, but I bet he was a short arse) retaliated by sending a flock of seagulls to shit on the Orange House to return it to it's natural colour.  However, the Chinese bloke and his Colonels didn't take into consideration the acid build up in their turds which burned straight through the wooden structure, revealing Trump, tied up in the Oval Office, gagged, getting his nuts stamped on by 2 blokes called Barry Bignuts and Victor Hairyfairy in some weird sex game, which became a popular pastime, now known as "Trump-nutting".  

Embarassed by this revelation, Trump launched all of his Golden-coloured "Trump Towers" (with staff still inside) directly at Beijing, causing some very nasty reflective blindness to the business district employees, who suffered injuries similar to the survivors of the WW2 atomic bomb strikes. 

WW3 ended, when Danny Dyer was called to gather some "roight-nautee bastards" to go and batter the leaders, which has thankfully led to World peace, the destruction of religion, a widespread acceptance of logical thinking and belief in science, and the word "Slagsssss" being used as a right good compliment. 

 

I think, you have made that up......

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9 minutes ago, villabromsgrove said:

This has to be complete bullsh*t! What madman would offer Dr T 30 million pounds for a 30% minority non decision making share in AVFC? 

Who would trust Dr T not to use the 30 million to pay off yet to be disclosed and possibly more pressing Recon group debts, still leaving Villa skint without a pot to p*ss in?  What idiot would currently value AVFC at 100 million?

Any buyer with half a brain would insist on at least a controlling 51% share, and anyone with all their faculties intact would want to make sure that the Dr T web of debt, deceit and delusion will be 100% removed from AVFC never to reappear. 

Do you think there is a likelihood of attracting that kind of prerequisite?

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6 minutes ago, paul1984 said:

No worries lads, we have been told to watch out for tuesday remember ?

" Everything is Tuesday".......Chairman of the Board.?

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18 minutes ago, villabromsgrove said:

This has to be complete bullsh*t! What madman would offer Dr T 30 million pounds for a 30% minority non decision making share in AVFC? 

Who would trust Dr T not to use the 30 million to pay off yet to be disclosed and possibly more pressing Recon group debts, still leaving Villa skint without a pot to p*ss in?  What idiot would currently value AVFC at 100 million?

Any buyer with half a brain would insist on at least a controlling 51% share, and anyone with all their faculties intact would want to make sure that the Dr T web of debt, deceit and delusion will be 100% removed from AVFC never to reappear. 

You're right VB, it will most likely be a full takeover, but at the very least a controlling stake with a view to acquiring the rest of the shares. All very similar to Lerner's final weeks and days (rumours of parties and bids rejected etc etc) We're close.

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