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I predict Remi Garde will resign on 14th May, Kevin McDonald will take over as acting manager again and we will beat Arsenal away in our final fixture on 15th May, getting a penalty in the 93rd minute. 

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This is not Remi Garde's fault—if you think that then you've been asleep for the last four years. We only beat Bournemouth because they missed two sitters. We lost these games in the summer when we sold all our best players and replaced them with a load of people with no experience in the prem. We have about 5 players who have played in their right positions in the prem, and none of them actually good or in their prime and in the right position. 

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Yup we beat Palace tomorrow.

There's a pitch invasion, Fox is arrested for streaking on the pitch on 87 minutes, Garde resigns and we erect a statue of Rudy Gestede in the North Stand car park to commemorate his double, perfect hattrick and his wild celebrations after the game with the same fans that were protesting before the game.

The club then declare that they are no longer going to compete as a football team, but as a cricket team, as surely we couldn't be any worse at that as we are at football.

Randy Lerner donates the club to the members of VillaTalk who appoint Barry Bannan and Ethan Moore as directors of cricket, and Rory Delap as bowling coach.

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37 minutes ago, PompeyVillan said:

 

Yup we beat Palace tomorrow.

There's a pitch invasion, Fox is arrested for streaking on the pitch on 87 minutes, Garde resigns and we erect a statue of Rudy Gestede in the North Stand car park to commemorate his double, perfect hattrick and his wild celebrations after the game with the same fans that were protesting before the game.

The club then declare that they are no longer going to compete as a football team, but as a cricket team, as surely we couldn't be any worse at that as we are at football.

Randy Lerner donates the club to the members of VillaTalk who appoint Barry Bannan and Ethan Moore as directors of cricket, and Rory Delap as bowling coach.

Perfectly possible, well except for the bit of complete nonsense at the the beginning about beating palace

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1 minute ago, BG_Villa_Fan said:

When they let gen. Krulak in the dressing room before a match to give them a speech. That'll fire them up. 

I sat in a room with a few other supporter group people when that prick announced we were going to be back in the Champions League in 3 years.

Wouldn't take anything he says for anything, I doubt he was even in the battle he claims.

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